Cry Me A Trezor
Gimme some of that cheap ass.
I grinned at my laptop.
What the hell are you doing?
Squawked the Good Lady in alarm as she saw me cackling and reaching below the table.
Relax baby, I am on the hunt. The bargain hunt!
The Good Lady visibly relaxed out of her defensive clutching skirt pose as she saw I wasn't reaching for my Manaconda but instead was simply scratching my knee.
Which, incidentally is not something you want to be doing when having a sitdown with a Colombian drug lord about the plane load of missing gear.
Need me a new crypto wallet, my old Trezor is... well, it's old.
I looked over in disgust at my Trezor wallet which held all my millions of Bitcoin.
Is it broken?
She asked like one of those simple folk you see hanging about town who have been banged on the head with a phone book one too many times. Broken, pfft. Of course it isn't broken. There is nothing wrong with it. Anyway, if it is broken I have a spare. I chortled like a fat man eating doughnuts who had just discovered that the shop had slipped an extra one in the box. If you have a spare then why are you wanting to buy a new one? The Good Lady looked at me quizzically, her head tilted to the side like a baby deer suckling at her mam's teat. I smiled. The last baby deer I had seen that looked that cute had been cooked medium rare and served up with a nice side of potatoes. Why am I wanting a new one? That's an odd question. I snickered slightly. How was I to explain the advantages of consumerism to a sensible person. I mean, these people... How would we have progressed as a species if we weren't always chasing the next shiny shiny? It's not an odd question. It's a real question. I mean how much is it going to cost us to get you your new gadget that does exactly the same thing as your old one that isn't broken and doesn't need replaced? She had that face on, the one that spells trouble downstairs and naughty high jinks upstairs. Given that we were on the lowest level of the house I could be in a bit of bother. Oh, it won't cost us anything. I am paying in Crpyto, you know, magic internet money! I beamed my biggest isn't crypto hilarious smile at her and laughed. Oh! Crypto, ha. Why didn't you say! Go on then, fill your boots! She joined in with my laughter at magic internet money. Except, perhaps I laughed a little harder as it was not entirely a like for like purchase but instead I was getting the Solid Gold Limited edition Trezor Safe 5 Independence Edition of which there were only ever going to be 2100 created. See, Solid gold! well, sort of... nearly?
Gimme some of that touchscreen action baby! note, that might not be my real number :0)
Ahhh, sometimes life is alright.
A phone book you cry? No one knows what a phone book is anymore!! Listen up buttercups, this is Hive, the demographic here knows exactly what a phone book is :OD
Still laughing out loud as I prefer my
Wifebaby deer served up medium-well.FYI... My cold storage has BILLIONS in it. 36 billion catcoin = $19 USD 😳
Oh man, I have millions of meme magic! In fact I think my Shiba has 2X'd. Iwill retiring soon on my massive 14 dollars profit :OD
We are in tension from where we buy, the market goes down even more and there is laughter and fun with friends, every house has a story, husband and wife love each other and fight.
And in the living and the fighting children are born and these children will be the children of men of the future
I really need to look into an external wallet like that. However, I don;t hold enough crytpo to make it worth the squeeze. Guess I need to fix that.
That's the latest model the other ones I've got are the 49 dollar ones and they are just as good. I got mine so I could save a little at a time!
I'll start by buying some small amounts of different cryptocurrencies to see how they perform. If I find any that show potential, I might invest more in them. It's important to diversify my portfolio to manage risk. Additionally, I'll research and compare different wallets to find the one that best suits my needs.
Appreciate the tips
Dont drop that now!
Nice number you got there, I'm sure no one will ever tamper with that one!!
Lol. I wish that was the number, I got the fear of pouring my real number out there and doctored it 😃😃
Yeahhhhh rather not ey 😅😅😅 those internet thieves are real smart today!
They are!! Too smart, gotta outwit them at every turn!!
Wow only 2100 made! So exclusive. That is really cool. I tried to look up the price but it says that they are out of stock 😆 I guess that makes sense 😂
They sold out in minutes and I missed it. Then they mailed and said their payment processor failed and they're was some been in so I managed to nab one. I think they were 159 euros. Same price as the regular Safe 5.
It's quite swish, I like it!
Oh nice! That's lucky and that's an OK price point too. Very reasonable 👌 👍
I had always thought it was too expensive but for the limited edition one I couldn't resist!
... one I couldn't resist!
Huckleberry.
Is that one of those mad American fruits that nobody likes but you guys make into lemonade? 🤣
No.
We make it into pie.
Or jam.
Yeah.. jammmmmm
I fucking knew it! Jammin! You guys are mad for the jammin! 😃😃
😃😃
Mmmhmm....shiny new things 😍. That looks great! One day a man will be judged by how many hard wallets one has. You are ahead of the game lol. Good idea changing your # lol...good choice
It doesn't matter if he can't fill them with fuck all as long as he has lots of choices 😃
I will be the cold wallet king!
Now that's a bit better than the one I got recently, the box.., is flimsy as shit just like mine. I might just throw the sparkling Trezor in the old Ledger box I got 6 years ago.
A great box, but turd product, you just cant have it all!
Yeah, the normal Trezor box is a flimsy piece of kak. The new one is a bit better at least. I remember the ledger one, so much better than the actual product 🤣🤣
I have my ledger to my youngest to play with so it wasn't all bad!
I know what a phone book is, but not sure for those who are under age of 25 here or anywhere :)
Exactly. No one in real life knows anymore! 🤣
I don’t know what a phone book is
I’m too young to know it, I guess😅
What the hell are you doing on hive, youngster! 🤣🤣
😅😅😅😅
I’m twenty😅😅😅
So young
Good lord, I'm impressed! What bought you to hive? We often joke about the demographic being older
hahaha. I guess the older the safer the ledger man. No fumbling around with tokens with a chance of losing them in the proces..
Ow the missessss
Never humble a token as they say! Get them all locked away!
Snazzzzzyyyyyyy. Il know what to look for when I break into Boom towers
Yeehaw, it's under the bed and the code is 1984!!! 🤣🤣
That imagination running through my mind if I can have a wallet that have millions of bitcoin in it 😄
It would be awfully nice wouldn't it! Just have to settle for satoshis instead! 😃
I will prefer bitcoin instead of Satoshi 🤑
Me too 😃😃
I've never had one of those wallet doofers. Maybe I should get one for my 'millions of bitcoin'. I'm a crap consumerist who actually struggles to spend money at times, but I will buy music gear that I think I need.
Not sure when I last used a phone book. Those I saw recently seemed pretty thin. A lot of people don't bother with a land line. As a kid I may have looked up people like Mr R. Soul for giggles.
They are really thin now! At least the last one I saw was. Not like the doorstops of old.
I would heartily recommend a Trezor. There is nothing quite like stashing a few coins away every now and then and seeing it mount up. The non touchscreen ones are 50 eurosish and they take crypto so it's a win win!
I wouldn't mind finding a music shop in the UK that took crypto. That would be me rekt!
I remember as a child looking up phone numbers in the phone book with interest to call friends or relatives. Now that almost everyone has mobile phones, the use of the phone directory seems outdated. However, I understand that it can still be a useful source of information for some people.
As for wallets with card slots, I have never understood why they are needed. I've never had the need for such wallets, and I'm not sure they really help organize finances. Maybe someday I'll try using such a wallet, but I don't see the point yet.
As for buying music equipment, I really believe that sometimes it is worth investing in quality equipment. This can significantly improve the sound quality and overall experience of listening to music. However, I also understand that this is not always necessary, and there are many ways to enjoy music without spending a lot of money.
Nice! Trezor is my favorite wallet, by far. I strayed from the brand once and tried the Ledger but after hearing about all troubles they were having I moved everything off. Air-gapped wallets like this are becoming all the rage now with quantum computing getting more proficient but I'm not quite convinced yet.
I do love my Trezor!!
Wow, I have been seen that kind before. Tis very tempting! Will give it a little more time and check in with them!
So, you were able to achieve what you wanted with Internet money. Haha, sometimes I wish the Good lady could hear your thoughts 🤣.
This had me cracking so badly I think I might break.
I am forever glad that she can't hear my thoughts 😃😃
🤣🤣🤣. Cheers to living a long life. Haha. I hope the movie "Chaos walking" never happens.
I ask always saying cheers to a long life with little chaos!
Haha... that's needed for a long life.
Men are hopeless
I've lost count the number of times my husband says he's got to buy another one of those berry pies, he seems to like rasberry flavour, dunno why 😕.
Sometimes you just get that need and nothing can make it go away!! 🤣🤣
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Good game today auld stock. Ye were looking formidable for a while, but we managed to beat ye in the end. Hopefully Ireland can go on for the grandslam now. Only Ireland can do it now, so they'll all be out to do us!
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Right I better steady myself. 3pm drinking is all good and well, but ive a Superbowl to try and stay up for. Let's see how that goes!
Today's match was known as getting pumped 🤣
Pace yerself mate, the night still has a lot of pints left in it!!
We often buy things that we don't really need. However, if it brings us positive emotions, then isn't that the reason?
I am slightly amused that you thought it would be a good idea to use AI to respond to me 😃😃
I didn't sleep much today, so I'm probably already writing like a damn robot)).
No, I think it's just you using AI. Not a good thing on Hive
🤔☝🏼✅
I found out what my problem was. I've been working on my mistakes. Thanks for the call.
I still have my old Ledger!! Just now, I have even forgotten its name! Tells you how frequently I use it.
Oh no way man! I found this things awful to use. They were almost incomprehensible!! Get a Trezor! 😃😃
Ledger is indeed awful, but I rarely use it. That said, it probably won't work next time I turn it on! So living on the edge!
Just for fun I typed at Grok: Draw me trying to decide between a ledger or a trezor wallet funny
Next try: in a comic book style
Conclusion: Grok is NOT funny
Haha, the second one is not too bad although it doesn't seem to have got the funny part! Grok is the X/twitter one isn't it?
If you see the Trezor's UI you will never look at the ledger ever again!
Yeah, I have heard and read the reveiws, they are great.
I bought the ledger in 2018, now 7 years old. I hardly have any electronics that is 6 years old
PS. Grok doesn't understand 'crypto wallet'!
Look at that other finger hovering on top of the purse on the left!!
Methinks grok is pants 😃😃
I got my ledger then, I was so excited. I had no idea what a hardware wallet was really. Obviously it had to be like everything else in crypto, painful!
Nice little short..
Magic Internet Money!! :P
YUP!
wallet looks awesome. 😉😎🤙
It's a fine thing 🙂
You've skyrocketed my consumerism!
I think I'll buy one of these trinkets even if I don't have millions of Bitcoins, lol!
In any case, here in Italy, telephone directories still exist but they are really thin now, once they were giant and very heavy Tomes; also, to have it you have to request it while in the past it was delivered to your home whether you wanted it or not, lol!
A Hug My Friend!
I think I'll buy one of these trinkets even if I don't have millions of Bitcoins
That's the thing. Once you have one of these beauties you are almost guaranteed to get millions of bitcoins!!
They had thin ones here for a while but they got thinner and thinner when just disappeared!
Well if you put it that way then I have to buy one by force.... I want millions of Bitcoin!!!
Muhahahah! :-)
Do it!!! 😃😃
Awww, what a cute little toy!
And you got the 666? That's got to do with the devil, dude!
Hehe, the only way is devil as they say!
I wish I had but I got a number slightly higher. In the cloak and dagger crypto world though you never let anyone know the real number! 😃😃
😂 Hahaha... Ok. You are doing well!
Yas indeed!!! 😃
Oh you got the mark of the beast model 😮 666 🤣
The mark of the sexy!! 😃😃
Ih yeah sometimes manna just fall on us though from heaven
You gotta take that manna when it comes!
Hell yeah am keeping my eyes all peeled 👀👀
New toy !
I have enough gadgets for sure, but I don't keep up with the latest thing.
If I saw something though and it seemed like magic (just like your magic money) I would have one, just because.
You cant not have magic in your life! At least I think that is one of the lines I threw the Good Lady's way :OD
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