meesterboom - Proof of Brain

meesterboom

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Member of the Hive Cabal since 2014

11 days ago

For The Checkbox! Here he is! The wounded hero. Back from the dead! El'-Jefe leered at me as if I was a crispy honey-glazed pork shoulder joint. Aye aye, whatevs boss man. I sat down across from him an

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3 months ago

A Distrustful Horse Mr Boom? An odd looking nurse had popped her head around a door and was looking around the waiting room like a bewildered owl. Here. I raised

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4 months ago

Fresh Eyes Listen. This place isn't a bottomless money pit, we have to work smarter with what we've got. What's not to understand? Blex looked around the ragtag bunch of hero

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4 months ago

Cry Me A Trezor Gimme some of that cheap ass. I grinned at my laptop. What the hell are you doing? Squawked the Good Lady in alarm as she saw me cackling and reach

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5 months ago

Storm Eowyn The red warnings were out. Storm Euoqewwn was officially hitting the fair city of Glasgow. Storm Euoqewwn, an odd name for a storm. It might seem hard to pronounce but you just…

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6 months ago

Fly Me To The Moon It was a few days after the New Year. As tradition had stipulated for the Scots, I had been outrageously drunk many times. Indeed, it could be said that

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6 months ago

The Hanish Are you sure you can't stay in tonight? The Good Lady was wearing a party dress, boots and stirring at a pot on the hob. Whilst I found this scene witchily alluri

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6 months ago

And With Strange Aeons... It was time for the annual Transport Museum visit. A time celebrated among the Boom's each year. Some said it was a shit time. Others that it was a waste of a hangover...

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6 months ago

Santa's Coming Ho ho ho... Merry Christmas! I hooted in the Good Lady's ear before giving her a resounding smack on the booty. Will you bloody stop slapping my arse?! The *

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6 months ago

Two and a Half Blummin eck, it's quiet today. I called out cheerily to the lonely-looking Personal Trainer mooching around the crash mats as if imagining himself jumping fr

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