meesterboom - Proof of Brain

meesterboom

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Member of the Hive Cabal since 2014

4 days ago

Two and a Half Blummin eck, it's quiet today. I called out cheerily to the lonely-looking Personal Trainer mooching around the crash mats as if imagining himself jumping fr

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8 days ago

Bring On The Eschaton Hey Daddy, can you help me put together this toy from Uncle D? The Little Boom yelled as he ran into the living room dragging a big yellow box. I rolled my eyes…

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14 days ago

Venom Jugs Right guys, who's feeling CRAAAZY?! Rumpled Milkskin roared rather unnecessarily at our table on the Christmas night out. I looked at him. He had had one too man

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24 days ago

Reacher Yes lass, I am just cutting through the park. Be home in five minutes. I put my phone away and smiled to myself. It was the weekend, it was nearly December and Christmas

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about 1 month ago

Archer Excuse me, do you have a name tag? A reedy voice piped nasally at me like a baby alligator squealing in a sock. I looked up from my laptop to see which type of neer-do-well was haunting my

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about 1 month ago

The Witch Queen Hola mi novia, ¿cuándo hay un cenicero en el cielo? I nodded knowingly to my Good Lady and gave her the cheeky wink which implied some chorizo might be forthcoming in her bean stew. *Mi

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3 months ago

Caribou You will love this place my guy, I can't believe you have never been! I stuffed random toiletries into a suitcase in preparation for our holiday to Ibiza at the weekend.

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3 months ago

Apples Yooohooo! I have arrived and I have apples! A voice resembling an Ostrich being soundly ridden by a bear carried through the house. I looked up from where I sat at the tab

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4 months ago

Grurp Daddy, I am really nervous about my operation tomorrow. The Little Lady looked up at me from her bed, her eyes wide with a hint of fear like a woodlouse exposed to the sun.

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4 months ago

The Whisky Thief Guys, can you come to my office please? I shook my head as I read the Teams message that had popped up on my screen. Fucking El-Jefe. He had become insufferable lately. Despite the rava

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