meesterboom - Proof of Brain

meesterboom

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about 11 hours ago

Storm Eowyn The red warnings were out. Storm Euoqewwn was officially hitting the fair city of Glasgow. Storm Euoqewwn, an odd name for a storm. It might seem hard to pronounce but you just…

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17 days ago

Fly Me To The Moon It was a few days after the New Year. As tradition had stipulated for the Scots, I had been outrageously drunk many times. Indeed, it could be said that

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24 days ago

The Hanish Are you sure you can't stay in tonight? The Good Lady was wearing a party dress, boots and stirring at a pot on the hob. Whilst I found this scene witchily alluri

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26 days ago

And With Strange Aeons... It was time for the annual Transport Museum visit. A time celebrated among the Boom's each year. Some said it was a shit time. Others that it was a waste of a hangover...

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about 1 month ago

Santa's Coming Ho ho ho... Merry Christmas! I hooted in the Good Lady's ear before giving her a resounding smack on the booty. Will you bloody stop slapping my arse?! The *

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about 1 month ago

Two and a Half Blummin eck, it's quiet today. I called out cheerily to the lonely-looking Personal Trainer mooching around the crash mats as if imagining himself jumping fr

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about 1 month ago

Bring On The Eschaton Hey Daddy, can you help me put together this toy from Uncle D? The Little Boom yelled as he ran into the living room dragging a big yellow box. I rolled my eyes…

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about 1 month ago

Venom Jugs Right guys, who's feeling CRAAAZY?! Rumpled Milkskin roared rather unnecessarily at our table on the Christmas night out. I looked at him. He had had one too man

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about 2 months ago

Reacher Yes lass, I am just cutting through the park. Be home in five minutes. I put my phone away and smiled to myself. It was the weekend, it was nearly December and Christmas

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2 months ago

Archer Excuse me, do you have a name tag? A reedy voice piped nasally at me like a baby alligator squealing in a sock. I looked up from my laptop to see which type of neer-do-well was haunting my

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