The Funniest Headlines from all my News Watching of 2025

Screenshotting is kinda second nature to most of us in this era of phones and shit, and what's worth screenshotting depends on the person, though, but the idea is the stuff has to reach some level of worthiness/standard.

These are the ones that met my funny standards throughout all the news watching/consumption I did in 2025.

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That therapy chatbot is on crack

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It's eager to graduate to meth, though.

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LMAO 🤣. That was hella crazy 🤣

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Hello everyone I hope you are all good and well today

I'm only really sharing this because of this racist weirdo on Hive who really thinks downvotes and word's do anything all I can do is laugh 😂 and share the truth and we all know when your lying the truth hurts

Some try to say that downvotes are good for Hive but what good had come out of downvoting good honest people away 🤔

You some stupid whales on Hive trying to get others to promote Hive like it's something good and offers freedom when we all know it doesn't offer no freedom unless you are part of the gang ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕

Here's some screenshots you might find very Interesting I only work with facts not made up stuff 😂

Anyone can talk shit 💩 it means nothing when there's evidence that shows the truth 😁

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You can call the truth spam as much as you like it changes nothing 😂

If want to speak to me in private send me a message on Instagram @kgakakillerg and we can speak on blurt @kgakakillerg 😁

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