Screenshots From Scrolling Through Dating Profiles This Year

This year I scrolled through dating sites more than I've ever scrolled. But then I've only tried dating sites on two other previous periods of my life.

Nope, I'm not looking for love, because I am love 🌚🌚🌚.

When I'm out there I'm looking for people with interesting and adventurous interests.

That would probably be a story for another day. This time I just want to show some interesting profiles I came across and screenshotted.

This is all still in the spirit of going through the screenshots I've made this year as the year comes to an end. Call it my own kind of Spotify wrap 🌚🌚.

Let's get into it, almost all these screenshots are the ones made by hookers on these sites. I thought they were interesting and provocative, you just gotta see what I saw (additional information: I live in Abuja, the capital of Nigeria):

Hot as hell, ain't it?

But I'm sure she doesn't give the slightest fuck about intellectual conversations. She probably won't even care about it if you had a gun to her head.

Just in case you don't know, "food for odogwu" means food for rich men. But not to worry, I wouldn't hold my breath for the price.

Damn 🌚

Gotta love how she went about providing her number.

Fuck!🌚

Oooweee😃

This last one embarrassed herself and went further to prove the allegation that women are fond of failing their own standards. Like finding a broke woman who says her standards are a rich man, a short woman whose standards are tall men, or dummies who claim their standards are intelligent men.

It's alright to want better but you gotta be humble when you ask for it because you're lacking yourself.

Here this one goes wanting guys who can speak good English but put "is" where she's supposed to put "are" 🤦🏾‍♂️.

So you might be wondering why I screenshotted those hooker profiles and I'm going to tell you my answer:

My answer

There! I told you 😀🌚. I hope you had a lil fun, though.

The End

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