Random internet quotes that SMASH!

I’m a sucker for internet weirdos and their incredible words thrown into the void of existance. Reading them always draws a laugh or some existencial crisis, you never know. Despite that, it’s beautiful to see different ideas no matter how nonsensical they seem. SO, without further ado, let’s take a look at them:

“I love all the words we have that mean traveller. I love the shades of difference between wanderer and rambler and rover. I love the boldness of adventurer and the purposefulness of explorer, the lawlessness of vagabond and the capability of wayfarer, the quiet reverence of pilgrim and the wild rootlessness of nomad.” – adventurecore-suggestions (Tumblr)

“I don’t like female rivalry nor masculine rivalry. I like general rivalry. All of you will be my rivals and I will tear all of you apart one by one” – mulhergato (X)

“For domestic and internal use: Vomiting is the last true zen state that a person can experience: a moment of complete wordly abandon and absolute, total thoughtless focus.
Shittting is supposed to be that but phones have ruined it.
Nobody’s on their phone while they’re puking, and if they are, then god has truly lost. ” - Priority mail, US Postal Service, Unknown.

“It’s an extraordinary feeling when parts of your body are touched for the first time. I’m thinking of the sensations from sex and surgery.” – Unknown

“And on some strange level I do believe I am entitled to everything including getting punched in the face to receiving undying adoration. Revenge and an apology. Recognition for suffering and the permission to let go. Nothing is as comfortable as it used to be. My lungs don’t fill with air like they used to. Church is no longer magic and waking up is just a hobby now. I still want everything: The embrace of a person who loves me in the exact right way but also dystopian landscapes as close to nature as we’ve ever been.” – Unknown

“We’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. Why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. The sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. Fuck everything” – theredpelican (Tumblr)

“Unpopular opinion: I don’t think your life has to have a purpose, or you a grand ambition; I think it’s okay to just wander through life finding interesting things until you die.” – ambernoelle(X)

“No more toxic positivity. Chaotic vibes only. Live. Cackle. Admire from a distance. Choose insanity. Screech into the void. Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world. Be one with your inner opossum. Lick.” -BersTheBighead (X)

“I’m like a mushroom. Sure, on the surface I appear a little strange, but below the surface I’m giant, ancient, sprawling and hungry.” – CryptoNature(Tumblr)

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