UFOs Are Real — and So Is Convenient Timing

So let me get this straight…
For decades, talking about UFOs made you the crazy uncle at the cookout.
Now the government’s all like,
“Yeah, aliens are real. We just forgot to mention it… for 70 years.”

Oh, how convenient.
Right when trust in the system is tanking, prices are climbing, and people are starting to ask real questions —
BOOM! Aliens!
“Don’t look at inflation, look at the sky!”

And with all this high-tech wizardry —
We can get 4K footage of a pebble on Mars,
zoom in on the Moon and count individual dust particles…
But UFOs? Bigfoot?
Still filmed like someone’s running from bees with a 2001 Nokia.

But sure, they’re totally real. Just too shy for a good photo.

And let’s be honest —
flip one of those mystery crafts over,
and you’ll probably see:
“Made in America” — brought to you by Lockheed Martin.

I’m not saying aliens don’t exist — I’m just saying when the same people who can’t fix a pothole are suddenly experts on flying saucers,
I get a little skeptical.