Dark Clown Chronicles (@melrod97)

Dark Clown Chronicles

United States

This page breaks down today’s headlines, politics, and community chaos with dark humor, sarcasm, and a little too much honesty. If you came for sugarcoating, you’re in the wrong place.

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about 2 hours ago

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Impeach RFK Jr? Sure Because Solving Real Problems Is Too Hard Rep. Haley Stevens (D-Michigan) just filed impeachment articles against RFK Jr., the current HHS Secretary. And honestly… who’s shocked? Democrats will fig

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about 3 hours ago

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Trump Snatches a Tanker & Maduro Loses His Mind 😅 So here’s the latest episode of “Who Wants to Start an International Problem?” starring Nicolás Maduro and Donald Trump. Straight outta the world’s biggest

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1 day ago

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Could it be 🤔 New State, Same Bad Decisions 🤷‍♂️ So apparently Higgins won the runoff with 59.5%, while González pulled in a humble 40.5% which is basically the political version of getting bodied in Mario

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1 day ago

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Step Right Up: Guess Which Democrat’s Name Just Landed in Another Fraud Story 🤔 Come one, come all! Step right up and see who’s the latest Democrat to get their name dragged into Minnesota’s fraud circus! And today’s lucky contestant: I

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2 days ago

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Downvotes, Lurkers, and Other Modern Pastimes Oh, the world of debate, it’s a curious place, Where folks hide in shadows and hide their face. No one wants to talk, no one wants to try, Just downvotes an

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2 days ago

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Fentanyl Isn’t a Drug Crisis t’s a War We’re Losing While certain politicians cry over the “poor little fishermen” (a.k.a. cartel runners playing dress-up off Venezuela), here’s a question for you: Who deser

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3 days ago

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CNN’s Latest Oops: Narrative Speedrun Edition Have you ever wondered why CNN reports the news like they’re speedrunning a narrative on “easy mode”? Because THIS week, they delivered another masterpiece

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6 days ago

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This raccoon just gave a whole new meaning to “Party Like a Rockstar.” 🤣 Forget guitars and backstage passes this little fur-covered menace went on a legendary bender inside a Virginia liquor store. He didn’t just “get into the b

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6 days ago

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My Brain Clocked Out 😅 It’s Friday today and I’m moving real slow But the moment I’m off? Turbo mode, let’s go.

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7 days ago

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Another Day, Another ‘Who Could’ve Seen This Coming?’ Moment Here we go again… liberal cities hitting the nation with their favorite pastime: “Extreme Leniency: Crime Edition.” Mohamed, 28, wasn’t some mystery offend

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