🎤 Iran Rebuilding in DAYS 🤔

🎤 “Iran rebuilding in DAYS?”
Bro… it’s another sand-blasted fever dream.
💥 Scientists? Generals? Boom — blasted into radioactive confetti.

🧽 What’s the plan? Send in a janitor with a mop and a dream?

“Sir, your plutonium’s leaking next to the vending machine.”

🧪 Nukes ain’t IKEA furniture, bro.
You don’t gorilla-glue plutonium and scream for Wi-Fi.

🏚️ Meanwhile, regular folks need 6 months, 3 permits, and emotional support to fix a busted AC.

💣 And let’s not forget — Trump’s got 3.5 years left and a trigger finger like a bored gamer high on fentanyl.

🦄 Unless they’ve got magic wizards on radioactive scooters —
They’re not rebuilding squat.