Santa's Coming
Ho ho ho... Merry Christmas!
I hooted in the Good Lady's ear before giving her a resounding smack on the booty.
Will you bloody stop slapping my arse?!
The Good Lady exhibited a distinct lack of Christmas spirit by not immediately giggling and jumping up like a Japanese anime girl.
Have you been good for Santa? Ho ho ho.
I attempted another swat of the bahookie which the Good Lady managed to field deftly by whacking me with a wooden spoon.
Right you, enough. We have guests coming?!
She gave me a stern look as if I wasn't the most incredible Christmas man ever.
Santa's came already
I leered channelling the very best of old bearded white men.
Oh my fucking god. You are incorrigible, beat it. Entertain the children or something, I am getting my potatoes on.
She turned away from me swiftly dodging another Christmas bum slap.
Maybe Santa's potatoes need some basting. Ho ho ho.
I danced the way I envisaged that old people in snowy countries would. Which involved lots of sideways swaying and leering as if you had buried a fish in your garden and were digging it up in the early hours of a frosty morning two weeks later.
The Good Lady darted up to me, snake quick, jabbing her wooden spoon under my chin.
Right you, go and make yourself busy for our guests or Santa's wife will be mashing some bloody potatoes.
She grinned as if winding up a watch and getting to the tight finished bit.
Reluctantly I stepped backward like Homer disappearing into a hedge.
This ain't over baby. Santa's coming, potatoes or no potatoes.
I marched off to do some Christmas Scut work. Damn, bloody guests on Christmas day, they ruin everything.*
A short snippet of a post just so I could say Merry Christmas to all my Hive buddies and mortal enemies! MERRY CHRISTMAS HOMIES!
I almost didn't post but I saw my feed was festooned with mad folk posting like fuck so thought I would join in :O)
Santa's potatoes must be grilled like this in the ash 🍺
Raaaar!! Those look like blooming fine potatoes!!! I want them!
Merry Christmas.
Santa Claus, come visit me, I have a surprise for him.
That sounds vaguely menacing! Merry christmas! :OD
Merry Christmas to you and all the Booms!! May your day be Merry and Bright, and may you get to splash some gravy on those potatoes!!
Merry Christmas milady!!! I am so for the splashing today! Hell mend the guests 🤣🤣 I hope you have a good one 😃😃
And not too much on the shirt.
Mibbe the shirt is coming off!!! 😜😜
Stole my line lol
Lol That's what I was gonna say lol
You manifested it! 🤣🤣
Haha!
LOL
Merry Christmas !
Hope you have a lovely day, despite the guests and all. :)
Merry Christmas lass, I will prevail despite the guestery!!
Hope you have a toperoo one!!
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Good luck with your guests
Merry Christmas mate, hope you have a cracker! In both ways 😃😃
Thanks, you as well 😁
Merry Christmas Boomy you fucken glorious and most incredibly Christmassy man! (It's widely known you're the most incredible of the incredible Christmas men.)
May your ass-smacking skills outsmart Mrs Booms snake-like reactions on this, and many more days to come.
I am getting quicker by the minute not that the coffee is kicking in. She is getting more and more annoyed but in a good way 😜
A very merry Christmas to you, ya roguish gentleman bastage of a man. The Titan of Titans! 😃😃
I have faith in your abilities and know you're not the type to give up, even after a decent beating with a wooden spoon. Stay the course.
Here's to more Titanitious behaviour from the both of us in 2025...Long may we reign. 😁
I think she underestimated how much the wooden spoon would actually encourage me!!
We shall reign supreme mate, one foot in the future and the other on the necks of the dogs that yap at our heels!!
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Merry Christmas to you Boom
Have a great one!
Cheers man and you too!
Merry Christmas! Hope the guests appreciate the potatoes
They are half cooked. The proof do be soon... 😜 Merry Christmas milady!!
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Merry chrimbo! 😃
Damn, bloody guests on Christmas day, they ruin everything
Quit inviting them.. or put them to work shoveling the walk out front or something.. a man needs his potatoes...
Happy Ho-Ho
I don't invite nobody. It's the missus!!! I will have to take her on holiday next time to get out of it! Merry Christmas mate!
Santa didn't come.... we have no chimney so we aren't eligible.
Life... sheeesshhhh😅😅😅😅🫣
Apparently he can get in doors now. Sounds like a blumming carjacker 🙂🤣🤣
Well the origin of Father Christmas is that he was a chimney cleaner who robbed people by climbing down their chimneys 😅😅
Sounds like my uncle! Lol!
Merry Christmas. Wishing you a joyful holiday season!
A very splendid Christmas to you too
Merry Christmas! 🤗 Potatoes are always great. I make them mashed.
Merry Christmas m'dear!! That almost sounds like a terrible threat!! 🙂🤣
Merry Christmas to you too. Hope the Good Lady had a good Christmas experience 😂
Merry Christmas!! In the end she did, I did all the cooking 😃😃
Merry Christmas to you my dear gentleman ho ho ho I am your friend from the Venezuelan Caribbean. Peace and good things to everyone in your home.
Peace and goodwill milady! merry Christmas!
Apparently I’m Scrooge I didn’t have a Christmas themed post for today! How lame lol.
Merry Christmas man! Hope you got some good potato work and not some bloodied ones :D
OMG, not christmas theme! The outrage :OD
The potatoes in the end were good and nothing was bad. hehe. Hope you had a good one dude!
Merry Christmas my good sir. I'm not fond of guests during Christmas as well, since it feels like additional work. But it seems you have some good potato-ing[?] to look forward to at the end, so all is good.
Merrry Christmas dude! I hate having guests at this time as I feel I cannot relax and have to run about making sure they have everything they want. Thankfully the last of them has now left and I can put my feet up!
Get upstairs, crack one off, and leave the good lady in peace to make the dinner. Christmas dinner is one thing I never take for granted, it's sacrosanct.
Have fucking rice and some sort of spicy mined pork shit for lunch on the 25th and you too, will understand why! lol
Hope you all had a bloody marvellous day :-)
There are limits to the cracking off that can be done at this busy time of year! At least in my goddamn house!
That makes me laugh because I love rice and spicy minced pork shit. That would be an amazeballs lunch :OD
Hope you guys had a great one!
Hope you're having a good silly season :D Even if you're apparently hosting XD
you better not enrage the Good Lady too much, I'm sure she could independently come up with the castration method utilising a rusty blunt wooden spoon
Hosting is totally rubbish on Christmas. I am not built for running around after others! But they are gone so I am happy :OD
She has been quite lax in the kitchen utensils hanky panky space so I think I might be safe from the rust spoon castration... this time! :OD
Happy Holidays!
Happy holidays mucker!
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