When it rains..
Well it's another shit show here on themorningbowl today.. apparently it's my name got pulled out of the hat.. and I don't mean the let's see what build we pay this week hat.. I mean the who gets a rectum splitter today hat.. it's not enough that the house flooded.. but now the Kia has been stolen too... insurance is fixing to be thru the roof..
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Fuck man is it a full moon out there or what?!
It seems to be raining up here too as, within 1 week, I am hit almost head on by a drunk driver in my wife’s car (wifepoints spent for zero benefit!) and my mechanic refuses to put 1800$ worth of brakes on my car because the subframe is fucked and it should be junked.
The good news is a rectum splitter of a month is generally followed by good times. If you are going through hell, make sure you keep on going!
I don't believe my rectum can handle any more..
That's shit. Death to all fucking car thieves!
The worst part was I just put 2 new tires on it yesterday.. and filled the tank!
Ooft!!
Man that sucks... Why would you steal a Kia though?
Idk. I'm glad it was the Kia and not the truck. The Kia has full coverage