Decapitating Dragons #2: Something Smells In The Blurt Space
When the M.I.L.K. starts to F.I.Z.Z. Is it time to throw it out.
Before I begin let me tell yeah how I came across it.
I went to the dairy section of Blurt's internal market looking for some dank cheese to go with my wine. Upon arrival I noticed a strong hint of a smell that started to make my stomach girdle and the back of my throat to clench itself to block it out. A historical reflexive gagging of the century. I almost died of suffocation before I even entered the door.
I wasn't prepared for it at first so after I composed myself and mentally prepared myself the daunting task of opening the front doors. Soon as I busted open the doors I got a big whiff as the burst of compressed air poured out from the inside. I almost lost it there.
Ugh! What is that!?
Yelled my nose.
"It's compost additives." I replied
Are you nuts? (Said my gut) That can't be used for compost, can it?
I answered, "If we dilute it plentifully it can be. But it's just further to illustrate that it needs to buried. In the end milk usually gets thrown out. But we might be in our luck today. We can definitely use this boost our gardens needs.
It was a heavy smell. Something has definitely gone rotten in here. Something was extra stink loomed over blurt that day. Like sometimes there is some stinks we can tolerate, like fresh cow manure for production of good soil. But this? It was past being fouled.
Upon further inspection, I noticed some were still wearing their masks smelling their own stanky breath while nearly dozing off from their own CO2 output, completely unaware of the stench in the air. But a few other blurtians smelled something off and quickly pointed to the dairy isle.
Oh, please don't let it be the cheese!
I hurried over to the dairy isle. The closer I got the more people I found complaining about the smell. I had to get a better look. And there it was. Right next to the cheese section.
Phew! The cheese is still safe.
The culprit?
Milk on the fizz.
It was alive even. A conscious of its own and marketing it's new labels as the milk of the future. Pumping itself up to spread it's gases while calling it progress and hard work yet producing disgusting immoral behavior
Background music store playing the tunes of smooth operator but I swear it could have been heard as.
Post to boast, promise to fiasco
Milking clout through churning bravado
Too sour to sip, keep it off my Ristretto
, it’s best left to let it goNo need to ask, he's a fizzling pretender
Fizzling pretender
Spamming his own roast like a vending vendor
When asked for proof, he gets defensive,
'Cause contribution? Non-extensive.
Milk here(before the fizz) is a symbol of Blurt's Community Trust, Integrity, or Potential.
When it begins to fizz, this is the symptom of spoiled milk. Integrity, potential, and community trust is thus turned sour. A bad smell ensues in the air if the lid is opened.
Thus:
M.I.L.K. - Mindful Ideas and Learning Knowledge
F.I.Z.Z. - Fermented Indication of Zeroed Zest
Ok. What am I talking about here?
This is whole bit was representation of current events on blurt I have observed from certain so called witnesses and "blurt team". Not all of them, but a small group of them are parading around to other accounts, spam posting empty shelves of their marketing stand, then trying to convince you all that the overall market is booming in business because of their hard work.
Now I see the tip jars are filling on these stands from "official" accounts, but no one with eyes and functional noses is buying what they are selling. They have nothing of value sell. Unless they are extensively diluted and spread out on the soil as an additive. But why do we need them when we have already good soil? Just throw the milk out the fridge. Or let it sit there stinking up its own fridge.
Now buy me! -said the rotten milk.
Who opened it?
Honestly I don't know how it made it into "Bluet team" when there was rot in the milk. Did no one check the expiration date before giving it "premium milk" status?
I'm starting to understand that maybe the smooth head on the blurt logo is actually some prophecy to what's to come.
Come all smooth brain operators and enter our team and blessed with upvotes. Just repeat the prayer. Silence dissenters and blame everyone else. It's they who are misguided and diluted. This milk isn't rotten it's just progress. It's fermenting Into cheese
News flash no one uses rotten milk unintentionally fermented to a stinking rot a cesspool of bacteria, to make cheese.
Good cheese is fermented with purpose. It is intentional and under careful control and guided rightly to create prestige queso. Never do they use cheese already rotten to the core.
Symbolically, when I used cheese here it is represent the mature voices, high-quality content, or evolved ideas within the Blurt ecosystem.
While wine is the representation of open celebration and reflection. Wine, like cheese, requires care, time, and craft. It is symbolically the community maturing slowly and it's sophisticated understanding of the chain's governance and vision. It is to represent that discerning audience, or users who seek and create more than surface-level hype:
I hope you are all well and I am also well. Today I have come to you again with another new post. I constantly share posts with you about various topics of our school. Today I have also shared a similar post with you. I constantly share with you about various topics of our students. Today I have come to you to share such a post. I hope you will like this post I have shared. I share with you every day in the form of posts how I teach the students regularly. Today I have come to you to share such a post where I have seen how I teach the students of our school and how they have started learning. I am sharing these topics with you.
See what I mean? Repetitive and empty of independent thought.
Me give post. You see post? This post good. Me make good post. Post good because I made it. Many time I come to make post. Posts are good. Vote my post. I post to have vote. See me part of team? Me blurt warden. Me report spam. Me spam? You dummy. Me have titles. Me paid by socialgraph. Means my post good.
Also this spoiled milk has adopted the rules for thee and not for me mindset as his title clearly shows bias when it comes to his own posts.
But man was this one was selling itself as the grandiose top of the line milk in the whole town. With special "official" labels like non-G.M.O. (Gonna Mislead Often). Not going to mislead? What a misleading label!
This marketing stand of FIZZY MILK smiling ear to ear with a soft voice, to sell you that it is a great product and a valuable contribution to the entire atmosphere is just beyond lunacy.
Each single fridge in this particular store I opened had the same Yapping sell.
Buy the product first and we promise to give later. You see we have given this product already. You see our empty shelves? It's because we sold out.
That's because we're clever
The marketeer first arrived giving promises of goods to the open public. But it also not the milk they are selling. No no. The rotten milk is the seller!
Remember the shelves are empty but filled with more G.A.Y. promises
Keep your eyes pealed. This is going to be more common than we think it will be. And if we care enough to where this platform goes we need to point it out once the signs have shown.
Possibly more to come. Depending how this churns out.
Possibly the most brilliant flogging of a metaphor that I've ever seen.
Great work!
Thank you! I'm happy you enjoyed it. Making others laugh is a hard task sometimes but pays off beautifully and fills the soul with good vibes.
Cheers mate