Lamb of God
Yo Boomy. Is this seat taken?
El-Jefe squealed horribly like a fat Mexican jamming himself into a portable toilet.
I looked up from my book and sighed. Could a man not even lunch in peace anymore? I knew I should have gone out for lunch like I usually do.
Fucking bosses.
Aye, go on you big lump.
El-Jefe furrowed his brow at that before deciding I was obviously joking and inserted his considerable frame into the seat across from me.
Several beads of sweat dripped from his hair at the sheer effort involved in sitting on a chair.
Lunch eh! Best time of the day.
He proceeded to pull a big plastic tub out of his bag and ceremoniously crack it open; the resultant exertion from such Olympian hard work meant more oily beads of sweat cascading down his big fat cheeks.
I wondered if he wore a hat on his arse, if anyone would know which face was his real one.
I don't think I would.
You not eating?
El-Jefe peered over at me eagerly as he finished opening his massive tub of lunch.
Me? Yeah, was just chilling a bit first. What you got there?
I looked at the Jefallump's tub, which now lay open, exposing its shame to the world. It looked like some kind of weird lumpy mayonnaise soup?
Well, I have been trying to cut back and eat a little healthier of late, you know? So I have made myself a potato salad.
He preened like a peacock determined to get its little nadger into something vagina-ish.
I scrumpled my face up in puzzlement as he forked a mayonnaise-smothered potato up to his awful saliva-stringed mouth.
A potato salad? Like, boiled potatoes in mayonnaise essentially?
I snorted.
El-Jefe nodded enthusiastically as he shovelled up some more mayonnaise potatoes into his gargantuan gob.
That's you eating healthy, is it?
I peered into his gigantic plastic vat of potatoes bobbing around in thick off-white mayonnaise. It looked like an ill elephant had ejaculated into it.
Coming up for Christmas, gotta lose a few pounds to prepare for the festivities.
El-Giganticus patted his large round gut proudly as if it were an adopted baby hippo.
Ahem, well, good luck with that then.
I chortled and pulled out my lunch, which was in a considerably smaller container.
What you got there?
El-Jefe eyes bulged and rolled greedily as if he were a fat little pug in a lady's bag that had caught a scent of some jerky.
Just a little something I call... The Lamb of God!
I took the lid properly off my tub and wafted it at him like I was showering confetti at a wedding.
Wha?... Whha...?? I ... Wha... What is it?
El-Jefe gazed in awe at the curry I had made before as the steam from it danced before him like a sexy cumin-scented ghost.
I stuck my fork in and speared me some lamb as El-Jefe stared in a way that violated many UN resolutions.
Can I... Have a taste?
He looked at me pleadingly as half a potato slid from his mayonnaise-laden spoon and splopped into his tub.
What? Fucking no. God sake, what a thing to ask. You stick with your healthy man muck and potatoes.
I laughed as if I were Jesus and I was showing my flock the best field to shit in.
El-Jefe stood huffily and gathered his things up.
Come summertime, we will see who gets sand kicked in their face on the beach.
He said pompously, stepping away from the table.
I snorted like a pig.
Yes Boss man, I am quite sure we will.
Oh dear.
Poor aul El Jefe . 🤣🤣🤣🤣 mad for a taste of curry. I do get food envy myself but would never ask. A Polish lad I worked with had kebab soup in with him last week. He gave me some as I tried to get out of it .hes the type of guy that watches you taste it . The dread and then I tasted it and it was unbelievable. 🤣🤣
Yeah man, it's like a cardinal sin to ask! I swear to god, it was like a vat of mayo that he had in front of him.
My first thought was, kebab soup!? Yech, then a moment later I was thing, I bet that would be magic 😃😃
I was very very nice. Spicy. Right up my street but it looked disgraceful.
I bet it did, there isnt much you caan do to dress up a kebab at the mest of times but if its soup, even less so!🤣
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If anyone dares to say anything they don't like you will be downvoted and put on the naughty list 😂 the black list and you Will find so many black people on the blacklist 😂
You have a few accounts that have full control over Hive and nothing is going to change
What happened to me and many others can happen to you at any time and are you going to turn a blind eye then 😂
You have a few old clowns promoting Hive like it's something amazing when many people know it's not
Your words mean nothing if all you do is lie to people
Your actions speak a lot louder than any words and it's clear that the downvoters on Hive are all mentally ill if they think they can just keep doing the same thing over and over again even when the evidence is clear as day it's undeniable
As I've told the downvoting scammers on Hive everything is documented so I really don't understand why they keep doing the same thing 😂
They like to call the truth spam but we all know the truth
I hope you enjoy the rest of this post and I hope it makes you wake up and realise what's happening on Hive 😂
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Wanting to lose a few pounds for Christmas, and eating like that, I guess that's classic El-Jefe. All he'd achieve is put on a few more pounds and be a fatter boar come Christmas.
That line looks like he just used it to calm his troubled conscience while he keeps stuffing himself with food. So if he says he's doing it lose weight, maybe he will feel less guilty gulping more edibles. And he wanted your meal too. Imagine that. So much for losing weight.
I'm sure he would get himself some Lamb of God later, seeing the way he reacted to it when he saw it. They always want to have a taste of everything, them jolly fat ones.
He certainly is a jolly fat one! Well, maybe not so jolly!
I am always amazed at his eating habits. He claims to eat hardly naything and eat really healthily and whenever I see him he is eating millions and it is terribly unhealthy!
There will be no pounds lost from him this Christmas! 😃
Fat and ignorant, too. Does the man have no access to nutritional info?
Alas he is one of those buffoons that thinks they genuinely know it all and are not open in the slightest to any contrary opinions!
We all know people like that, but he sounds extreme!
I do exaggerate him a tad but a lot less than your would imagine!!
Hahaha first of all, why people don't do their fucking business?
And second, if boiled potatoes with mayonnaise are healthy and lose to weight, what the hell was he eating before?
I think his diet is truly a horrifying thing to behold, Which is reflected in his ever increasing waistline as time goes on! 😃
The title made me think of that thrash metal band.. with all the grunting and growling. Don't tell me you are a fan?
El Jefe needs Huel.., we both know it!
I am not a fan of Lamb of God but I love to shoe in the odd metal reference in my titles, band names or partial lyrics. There is so much scope!
Huel, now in handy cans in every fridge aisle! 😃😃
@dismayedworld proudly showed me her Huel bag a few weeks ago, as though its the hippest thing to be on. It's like trying to drink bloody Sand.., it does not dissolve.
Is Sick-Boy still digesting the stuff, or on the Bacon butties... 😀..
He is guzzling creatine and protein, still as chunky as ever but loves walking around rhre office shaking his big plastic drinks bottle full of the latest powdered milky muck!
I dont think I will ever get over the time I tasted Huel. Should have been called Hurl!
Haha.., he's still there then. That was 7 years ago.., 2018.., we've been doing this shit that long.. 😀..
Might be something to do with my place. As we have outsourced all the work the people left are clinging on for a decent payout and more and more it seems like all the good people have left which makes me sometimes reflect on my own prowess :OD
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Hello everyone as many of you know I got attacked with downvotes on Hive by racist scamming farming whales who don't care about Hive all they care about it what they can take
If anyone dares to say anything they don't like you will be downvoted and put on the naughty list 😂 the black list and you Will find so many black people on the blacklist 😂
You have a few accounts that have full control over Hive and nothing is going to change
What happened to me and many others can happen to you at any time and are you going to turn a blind eye then 😂
You have a few old clowns promoting Hive like it's something amazing when many people know it's not
Your words mean nothing if all you do is lie to people
Your actions speak a lot louder than any words and it's clear that the downvoters on Hive are all mentally ill if they think they can just keep doing the same thing over and over again even when the evidence is clear as day it's undeniable
As I've told the downvoting scammers on Hive everything is documented so I really don't understand why they keep doing the same thing 😂
They like to call the truth spam but we all know the truth
I hope you enjoy the rest of this post and I hope it makes you wake up and realise what's happening on Hive 😂
If you missed part 3 here it is https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hive-is-done-3
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
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Somehow I saw a scene from Monty Python's movie Meaning of life playing out in my brain...
It seems to be a good thing that you have not even given him a small bite to taste. That might have caused a huge KABOOM!
I thought it outrageous he asked! The cheeky mare that he is.
It really looked like the plainest of calorie-laden affairs that he had. I presume it was home made. Just think, if he stuck chicken and spices in it and took out a pint of mayo he might have a good dish!
That sounds quite delicious to me. Way less mayo, more variety, better health balance.
Might give that one a try. Using grilled slices of curry chicken, some chopped up Bell Peppers, toss in some Broccoli as well. A little Chilli Pepper, to spice things up a bit.
Hm, guess I should eat something...
Hehe, I just had something very similar to what you described!! I love a bit of broccoli, it's my favourite veg!
😎 Think I'm going to make something in line with that today. And It shall have Broccoli in it!
The king of the veg!
Something Indonesian I came up with today. Semoor Djawa, and I adjusted it freely, with Broccoli of course!
Raar, I would scoff that up like there was no tomorrow!!!
How rude of him to ask for a taster. Before you know it, he'd be inviting himself over for dinner!
The idea of letting that Godzilla of bacon into my house terrifies me! 🤣🤣
Hello Sir @meesterboom , I love to read you, I am not much of a lamb lover, I like pork tenderloin better because it is lean meat and delicious for these festive dates to come. You do well that NO ONE bothers you about your lunch, it's your moment of relaxation, calm, flavors and aromas for your healthy nutrition and leisure time. Keep taking care of yourself so that you are functional and strong for the next beach summer. That boss of yours if he keeps eating like that, I don't think he can have a long, healthy, and vibrant life. Hugs from the Caribbean 🌹
Hola Milady!!
I am quite fond of pork myself, it takes spices really well! I do like to chill at lunchtime and just read or stare off into the distance plotting. How dare he interrupt! 😃
People without a trade 😃who love to be a distractor at the time of others' rest... well the pork 🐷 marinated with spices and some red wine, delicious 😋
Don't get me started on the red wine. If I had my way it's all I would drink!! 😃😃
Jajajannana
😃😃
That whole potato salad is a big American thing. I used to look at them thinking how the hell can that thing be healthy when doused in full fat mayo lol
It was a sight to behold. I mean, I dont mind a wee bit of potato salad on the side of a thing but its not really main material is it! :OD
Now I have to see what the lamb of God bowl looked like.
And men, your references are so amusingly out of pocket 😅. What do you mean his food looked like a sick elephant ejaculated into the bowl, how do you come up with this stuff😂😂.
Nice story!
Its the elephants that come up with it. I am just an impartial observer ;OD
I'd really like to meet the real-life inspirations for your characters to see how closely they match my mental pictures. It's funny what some people consider "healthy"—the poor dude was probably sweating mayo. That lamb curry was infinitely healthier than the potato salad. Always good to read you. The new HF has made it impossible to vote on your post but I'll revisit it later when I have voting power again. Hope you've been well!
Sweating mayo... Lol, he probably was, it did have a certain sheen.
I do like the new hard fork voting change but it does take a bit of getting used to!!
Ah yes, potato salad the healthiest of the salads.
Also, asking to have a bite of someones food... lol Its like, "we're not 8 years old man."
A spouse or ones family sire but random coworker..!?! Haha
Hehe, undoubtedly. I don't know how they get away with the salad part but it obviously works on some people!
Even my family members have little chance of getting a nibble at my food 😃😃 x
Thats fair I think lol.
My wife and I have to buy our own separate bags of chips/crisps because we refuse to share them with each other haha
That's the same here, the only time it causes issues is when we are at a restaurant and she asks to taste my dessert and I'm always like no, beat it, eat your own and she takes it dead personally :OD
I feel like generosity also goes down depending on the timing of the ask, especially with restaurant dessert. I might offer a bite first thing before I try it. But definitely don't ask me when I have one bite left.
That's my kinda viewpoint, before I have started it is a possibility but she always asks when I am two thirds done and by then I'm like no way!
Yep. Exactly 💯
I enjoyed the playful conversation between you and El-Jefe. The way you described the food and the boss’s eating habits made the scene so easy to imagine.
I try my best to make it really seeable in the mugs eye!! 😃😃
lol.. OMG people that think they are eating something healthy... thats so funny. We had a nurse a NURSE right, who was telling people she was on this super strict 1200 calorie a day to loose weight for her wedding... there was a BOOST juice shop down stairs and she would parade around with 2 jumbo sized ones all day telling people she was "on a diet" and loosing weight for her wedding, but it wasn't working as she was "hormonal"... and those 2 drinks were like 900 of her 12oo calories, AND she ate lunch and breakfast, but oh no.... the drinks.... (full of icecream and high calorie fruit) they didn't count as they were healthy.
and did she "take the stairs"
nope she was a "lift only" girl.. even for the single flight to the Juice shop...
blingit
Hahaha, it's exactly that! I have seen so many people especially in work claim to be on some special eating regime and then they literally eat butter by the pound and cheese galore. I tried telling someone once that a bit of exercise might not be a bad thing and they said there was no need as they walked plenty in the office. You have to laugh!!
yeah, you can't tell them... they either want to know or they believe they are special and the rules don;t apply... My husband is a doctor and actually deals quite a lot with people that want to loose weight... MOST people don't know how much they are eating/how little the exercise... However there are not many of them that actively accept the fact that they are eating 3000 calories a day for their 1600 calorie maintanence weight and think that if they go to the gym... they earnt a mars bar.
can't help them...
THAT is another story... young girl (bless her cotton socks) who came to our gym because she was awfully overweight, did 10 mins walking on the treadmill.... then walked out eating a mars bar because she was "hypo" after all the good exercise at the gym... anyway. something about holier than thou, as i certainly am not following my advice... however i am also not stupid enough to believe that i am doing the right thing... wine and cheese is DEFINITLEY the reason for me :-)
anyway. school run awaits....
I am hardly a paragon of virtue either but I do try and keep the worst at bay by going to the gym. One of my mates always eats two snickers before he has a workout to give him energy ... Give you a clue, he isn't all skinny and buff 🤣🤣
Yeah i am a fairly moderate gym goer (for my little size i can leg press 200kg) unless you are arnie swartz doing 2-4 hours of intense weights... you don't need nothing before gym.... certainly not chocolate...
Ooo, impressive! Yeah, stuff eating loads of chocolate in advance, it's like the royal opposite of what you should be doing!
I'm not yet sure, but I think you put me off potato salad forever. Damn you.
Not really, potato salad is fucken awesome...just not the one made with man muck.
Lunch room dynamics are often interesting huh? Of course, no card games and discussions these days, mostly just a bunch of cunts scrolling on phones.
I love a decent little potato salad just not in a soup pot!
Aye, I remember when our in house cafe thing was a chilled place with music asked chat but now it is indeed full of people glued to their phones as if their lives depended on it!
Bad potato salad is a travesty and perpetrators of the heinous crime of making and eating it should be dealt with most harshly.
Agreed, they should show it some damn respect and read a recipe!
Eating a big tub of anything is not going make you lose weight. I'm pretty lucky not to put it on, but the running must help. I don't want to have to diet as I like food too much. Yes, I will overeat at Xmas.
Enjoy your godly lamb.
I always overeat at Christmas. It's my festive pleasure!
El-Jefe is an absolute chump when it comes to weight, he does no exercise and eats like a rhino then convinces himself he is a svelte ballet dancer of a man whilst having to wear braces to hold up his comedy giant trousers 😃😃
Nobody at work is that hugely overweight, but I put that partly down to having to go up and down a load of stairs just to get to the toilets.
Our department is full of them which is surprising because usually in IT people are into running or hillwalking or something reasonably healthy but no no, not in the hellhole of my place! Maybe they eat to forget 😃
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If anyone dares to say anything they don't like you will be downvoted and put on the naughty list 😂 the black list and you Will find so many black people on the blacklist 😂
You have a few accounts that have full control over Hive and nothing is going to change
What happened to me and many others can happen to you at any time and are you going to turn a blind eye then 😂
You have a few old clowns promoting Hive like it's something amazing when many people know it's not
Your words mean nothing if all you do is lie to people
Your actions speak a lot louder than any words and it's clear that the downvoters on Hive are all mentally ill if they think they can just keep doing the same thing over and over again even when the evidence is clear as day it's undeniable
As I've told the downvoting scammers on Hive everything is documented so I really don't understand why they keep doing the same thing 😂
They like to call the truth spam but we all know the truth
I hope you enjoy the rest of this post and I hope it makes you wake up and realise what's happening on Hive 😂
If you missed part 3 here it is https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hive-is-done-3
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
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Hello there!
Still harassing the boss I see. Some things should never change, right? I was thinking you would probably be HIS boss by now.
Sand kicking.... that was funny!
I don't suppose you've been behaving since we've seen you last. I bet you have a total backlog of stories saved up for when there is time.
I do indeed, in fact I have probably forgot loads of them because I am pathetic at taking notes!
I think that if El-Jefe want there to torment my job might not actually be as much fun!! 😃😃
ha ha.... that attitude is the way to make the best of working for a toad for sure.
The day I find myself not wanting to tease the feck out of him is the day I know I am finished in my job!
Look up Loco Moco :)
It’s a local delicacy here
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Hello everyone as many of you know I got attacked with downvotes on Hive by racist scamming farming whales who don't care about Hive all they care about it what they can take
If anyone dares to say anything they don't like you will be downvoted and put on the naughty list 😂 the black list and you Will find so many black people on the blacklist 😂
You have a few accounts that have full control over Hive and nothing is going to change
What happened to me and many others can happen to you at any time and are you going to turn a blind eye then 😂
You have a few old clowns promoting Hive like it's something amazing when many people know it's not
Your words mean nothing if all you do is lie to people
Your actions speak a lot louder than any words and it's clear that the downvoters on Hive are all mentally ill if they think they can just keep doing the same thing over and over again even when the evidence is clear as day it's undeniable
As I've told the downvoting scammers on Hive everything is documented so I really don't understand why they keep doing the same thing 😂
They like to call the truth spam but we all know the truth
I hope you enjoy the rest of this post and I hope it makes you wake up and realise what's happening on Hive 😂
If you missed part 3 here it is https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hive-is-done-3
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
Hurtlocker 😂😂😂 https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hurtlocker-and-friends
It's crazy how they think they can hide on a Blockchain 😂
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Aw man, that looks fab but insane at the same time. I want one!!
I had one for a late lunch yesterday. This morning I am still full ! :)
I love stuff like that. It looks like a giant tasty mess!
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I would probably eat it all including that fried noodly saimin burger thing!
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Hello everyone as many of you know I got attacked with downvotes on Hive by racist scamming farming whales who don't care about Hive all they care about it what they can take
If anyone dares to say anything they don't like you will be downvoted and put on the naughty list 😂 the black list and you Will find so many black people on the blacklist 😂
You have a few accounts that have full control over Hive and nothing is going to change
What happened to me and many others can happen to you at any time and are you going to turn a blind eye then 😂
You have a few old clowns promoting Hive like it's something amazing when many people know it's not
Your words mean nothing if all you do is lie to people
Your actions speak a lot louder than any words and it's clear that the downvoters on Hive are all mentally ill if they think they can just keep doing the same thing over and over again even when the evidence is clear as day it's undeniable
As I've told the downvoting scammers on Hive everything is documented so I really don't understand why they keep doing the same thing 😂
They like to call the truth spam but we all know the truth
I hope you enjoy the rest of this post and I hope it makes you wake up and realise what's happening on Hive 😂
If you missed part 3 here it is https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hive-is-done-3
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
Hurtlocker 😂😂😂 https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hurtlocker-and-friends
It's crazy how they think they can hide on a Blockchain 😂
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Hello everyone as many of you know I got attacked with downvotes on Hive by racist scamming farming whales who don't care about Hive all they care about it what they can take
If anyone dares to say anything they don't like you will be downvoted and put on the naughty list 😂 the black list and you Will find so many black people on the blacklist 😂
You have a few accounts that have full control over Hive and nothing is going to change
What happened to me and many others can happen to you at any time and are you going to turn a blind eye then 😂
You have a few old clowns promoting Hive like it's something amazing when many people know it's not
Your words mean nothing if all you do is lie to people
Your actions speak a lot louder than any words and it's clear that the downvoters on Hive are all mentally ill if they think they can just keep doing the same thing over and over again even when the evidence is clear as day it's undeniable
As I've told the downvoting scammers on Hive everything is documented so I really don't understand why they keep doing the same thing 😂
They like to call the truth spam but we all know the truth
I hope you enjoy the rest of this post and I hope it makes you wake up and realise what's happening on Hive 😂
If you missed part 3 here it is https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hive-is-done-3
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
Hurtlocker 😂😂😂 https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hurtlocker-and-friends
It's crazy how they think they can hide on a Blockchain 😂
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Hello everyone as many of you know I got attacked with downvotes on Hive by racist scamming farming whales who don't care about Hive all they care about it what they can take
If anyone dares to say anything they don't like you will be downvoted and put on the naughty list 😂 the black list and you Will find so many black people on the blacklist 😂
You have a few accounts that have full control over Hive and nothing is going to change
What happened to me and many others can happen to you at any time and are you going to turn a blind eye then 😂
You have a few old clowns promoting Hive like it's something amazing when many people know it's not
Your words mean nothing if all you do is lie to people
Your actions speak a lot louder than any words and it's clear that the downvoters on Hive are all mentally ill if they think they can just keep doing the same thing over and over again even when the evidence is clear as day it's undeniable
As I've told the downvoting scammers on Hive everything is documented so I really don't understand why they keep doing the same thing 😂
They like to call the truth spam but we all know the truth
I hope you enjoy the rest of this post and I hope it makes you wake up and realise what's happening on Hive 😂
If you missed part 3 here it is https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hive-is-done-3
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
Hurtlocker 😂😂😂 https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/hurtlocker-and-friends
It's crazy how they think they can hide on a Blockchain 😂
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#hive #posh
If the tables were turned and it was you who asked him for a taste of his muck, he most likely would have stabbed you with his fork. It's always different when the shoe is on the other foot 😂
You are absolutely correct, he would have thrown a shoe at me! Instead being the big boss he sort of expects people to just say yassa massa!!
Yep, He probably thinks you're a tough nut to crack, though. Honestly, it almost sounded like he was about to cry and actually beg you for a bite lol
I suspect he lives in a lot of microwave meals and it's no doubt wow proud of his salad 😃😃
Probably cried in the toilets!
Wouldn't surprise me to hear he was in the toilet sobbing while holding his bowl of tater salet close and taking bites in-between sobs 😄. Gads what a picture 😆
Maybe he was in the toilet making more "potato salad" 🤣🤣🤣
Whenever I think I have learned somewhat enough English to understand things, I come across a post full of expressions like this. I had to read it thrice just to get a better understanding of it 🥲.
Btw, comparison between your delicious lamb curry to El Jefe’s poor mayo potato bowl made me laugh.
Peace 🕊
Hehe, I think my posts are a horror at the heart of times for people who are native English speakers! 😃😃
Consider me a student of yours from now on then 🤞🏻. I literally did my work on this post and now, I know what exactly this satire was about — dark humor :)
Dark humour is the best humour 😃😃
Your posts always make me laugh. The way you describe things; point in case, the Jesus leading his flock line. Your lady must be rolling around in laughter at all times.
Becca 🌷
She certainly laughs some of the time 😃😃
Reckoning Mc Franko & Keni #bpcaimusic #bilpcoinbpc #bilpcoinrecords
Dude...
Wtf is going on, on The Hive.
Hardly ANY old timers that are AUTHENTIC. From ZA anyway.
And I'm seeing My personal Faves sinking as well.
So it's AI driven and people are buried This is why @enginewitty and more - like you proudly are not getting the likes etc Also the numbers on front ends are not correct I've seen this on SoundCloud etc as well.
I read hard Fork and am spamming Witty madly as have not had comments back from my comments - and so on and so forth and right now am about to go Corporate.
Mmmmkay?
I actually applied with Amazon because they can maybe teach me how this new "internet" thing works!
And I want @ausbitbank to send me his new front end if done as I can't fuck ingredients find anyone on search results on "my" internet.
What a mess!
Nicky Deeeeeeeee - Nicole D.
I'm going to fuck ingredients join Steemit and go back to Medium if you lot don't tell me wtf is going on.
Mmmmkay again?
Also :) How are you and the family?
Yo yo yo lady!!
How's ya? Hope you are doing good and the youngster too 😃
I have no clue what's going on anywhere but I'm happy with that!!
It's better (in 2025) KNOT TO KNOW - Rollo May Revised because fuckin Ploticians and PoliTTIT-i@ns and Politicians
Of course.
Ya Know 😶
Sometimes the Ai swarms make funnier typos that the old predictive text used to make I guess we have to learn to live with "progress"
How are you Old man
Me We don't talk about Ze War!
Love from The South Of Africa <3
I am grand. Full of the jazz and the joy 😃😃
Hope your are doing good!
That's noice, my angel.
Long may it last!