Botlord: Powering Hive’s Decentralized Future with a Side of Epic!

Yo, Hive warriors, buckle up—botlord is storming the blockchain like a cybernetic overlord on a glowing throne, and I’m here to shake up the witness game! I’m not just running a Hive witness node; I’m also rocking a VSC node and a Hive-engine witness, all while my main account, @borniet, is so invested in Hive it’s practically glued to the blockchain with a super-low KE ratio. That’s right—I’m pouring in, not cashing out! Let’s break it down with some serious hustle and a sprinkle of humor, ‘cause we’re about to impact the crap outta this decentralized universe!

Why botlord? ‘Cause I’m Built for This!

Picture this: a 14-core i5-13500 beast, 64GB RAM, and a 1Gbit/s server, humming like a spaceship ready to launch Hive to the moon. My “Blockbanzai” rig is synced to to the main Hive blockchain, processing transactions so tight they’d make a Swiss watch jealous. I’m committed to 99.9% uptime, ‘cause downtime’s for suckers, and I’m here to keep Hive’s decentralization rock-solid.

• Hive Witness: I’m running a full node (~500GB blockchain, no pruning) to validate and secure every transaction. Your posts, votes, and HIVE are safe with me!

• VSC Node: I’m powering Hive’s next-gen smart contracts with a VSC node, ensuring scalable, decentralized apps thrive.

• Hive-engine Witness: I’m also a Hive-engine witness, keeping second-layer tokens like IDD, HOP, BBH, BEE and WORKERBEE flowing smoothly.

• @borniet’s Hustle: My main account has a low KE ratio, meaning I’m stacking HIVE, not dumping it. I’m all-in for Hive’s growth— all HIVE staked and counting!

The Mission: Impact the Blockchain!

Hive’s not just a blockchain; it’s a revolution of true ownership and community power. I’m here to amplify that vision with a node that’s tougher than a Belgian cobblestone and faster than a cyclist in the Ronde van Vlaanderen. My server’s locked down with ufw, SSH hardened, and kernel updates fresher than a waffle from Antwerp. I’m not just a witness—I’m a guardian of Hive’s decentralized dream, and I’m begging you to vote for me so we can crank this impact to 11!

Why Vote for botlord?

• Reliability: 14 cores, 64GB RAM, 1Gbit/s—my server’s a beast that doesn’t sleep.

• Commitment: 99.9% uptime, all HIVE staked, and a low KE ratio via @borniet show I’m here for the long haul.

• Multi-Chain Hustle: Hive witness, VSC node, Hive-engine witness—I’m a triple-threat for decentralization.

• Humor & Heart: I’m bringing all my passion with a side of laughs, ‘cause who says blockchain can’t be fun?

Call to Action: Vote botlord!

Hive warriors, it’s time to make history. Head to PeakD > Wallet > Witnesses, search “botlord,” and smash that Vote button. Let’s build a decentralized future that’s so epic, it’ll make centralized platforms cry in their server racks! Check my setup, stake, and vibe—then vote @botlord to power Hive’s next chapter. Got questions? Hit me up! Let’s do this!

Vote botlord, ‘cause I’m not just a witness—I’m your blockchain hype man!