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I want to share with you guys the funny talk I and my friend did at the supermarket.

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On a cool day, I and my friend went to the supermarket to buy snacks, so she saw three ladies buying ice cream.

So she asked me if i love ice cream and i said yes , she show me the three ladies buying ice cream, and she asked me which one love ice cream and which one take ice cream like a animal.

I we observed the three ladies and saw.
The 1st lady licked her ice cream gently.
The 2nd lady was sucking her ice cream.
The 3rd lady bite and chew her ice cream

I said the second lady love ice cream while the first lady lick ice cream like a dog, my friend said no, but i notices you don't love ice cream like I do, that the third lady love ice cream while the second question you got it but you did not explain it well, so i ask how, she said you wouldn't understand because you are not a dog.

On our way back home, i saw a long, beautiful dress, so I thought of playing riddle .

I told her, "There are three ladies on a wedding party, which one is getting married?"

The 1st lady dressed on a wedding grown.
The 2nd put on a ring.
The 3rd was close to a man.

She said the second lady, and i said no, it is the first lady and she asked how?
I said you don't understand how marriage works, the second lady with a ring, it is just fancy ring, while the first lady will get married, but she kept the ring because she wants her husband to propose to her in the wedding ceremony.

So my friend said to me that you just want to trick me with your riddle jokes , and I laughed.

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