(Humor&Fidelity) You have to be careful + Hay que cuidarse [Eng+Spa]

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Two friends were talking during a break at work:

“Well, now I have to be very careful not to get pregnant,” the woman said, worried.
“But your husband recently had a vasectomy!” the friend said, surprised.

The first friend looked at her as if she were looking at a fool.

“Well, that's why I have to be careful…”

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Dos amigas conversaban en una pausa del trabajo:

— Pues ahora tengo que tener mucho cuidado para no quedarme embarazada. — dijo preocupada la mujer.
— ¡Pero si tu marido se ha hecho la vasectomía hace poco! — dijo la amiga sorprendida.

La primera amiga la miró como si mirara a una tonta.

— Pues por eso es que debo tener cuidado…



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Jajajaja😂😂😂
Mejor que siga con cuidado, no vaya a ser que el milagro sea más grande que la ciencia😆

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Si debe tener cuidado, porque no creo que su pareja sea del tipo que se cree los viejos cuentos de "quedó embarazada del aire" 😅

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