GERALT OF RIVIA IS COOL🦹‍♂️

Okay
let’s play a little “what if” game. Imagine you’re kidnapped by some dangerous, shady people ,the kind that wear sunglasses indoors and talk in low voices😂. You’re locked away somewhere, and you get one chance to call in a fictional character to save you.

So who do you choose?

I’ve thought about this way more than I should admit, and after going back and forth between a few optionsBatman, Deadpool, John Wick, and even Hermione…… don’t sleep on her magicI’ve finally settled🙃

I’d pick Geralt of Rivia.
Yeah. The Witcher himself.

Now hear me out before you come and say, “You just want Henry Cavill to show up.” (I mean I wouldn’t complain, but that’s not the point.)

But then Geralt is a good coz

He doesn’t ask too many questions.
Geralt’s the kind of guy who sees a problem, grunts, and then handles it. He’s not going to sit around forming a committee or trying to negotiate with the bad guys. He’s straight to the point.Get in, get the job done, maybe drop a sarcastic comment, and bounce.😂😂 He’s a monster hunter
If the people who kidnapped me are maybe also supernatural, or just plain evil, Geralt has probably fought worse. Like, you think your little gang with guns is scary?😂
This man has gone head to head with demons, curses, vampires, and politics which is honestly the scariest of them all. He’ll walk into that hideout with his two swords, some potions, and pure vibes and walk out with me alive.😩😂 I guess🙃😂😂
But for realllll😂
He has a code, but he bends it for the people he cares about.
This part matters. Geralt acts like he doesn’t care, but deep down, he does. If he considers you worth saving, he’ll go to the ends of the earth for you. He doesn’t do it for fame or thanks. He does it because it’s the right thing. And once you’re under his protection, you’re good.
He rides a horse named Roach
this isn’t really important, but I just wanted to mention it. Roach is iconic. I want to be rescued on Roach. I want to look back at the burning building as we ride off and whisper, “Never again.” You know what I mean😂
Now, I know some people might pick someone like Superman or The Flash for the speed and power, or maybe even Sherlock Holmes for the brainpower. But those guys They’re too… clean.
Too obvious. I want a, tired, battleworn hero who will cut through the nonsense and make it happen.🔥
Geralt is the guy who’d show up late, blood on his face, muttering about how annoying it was to find me ,but deep down, you’d know he cared. He’d make a few funny comments, kill all the bad guys, and then tell me to be more careful next time.

And honestly? That’s the kind of energy I want in a rescue.

So if I ever go missing, tell Geralt I owe him a drink and maybe a bottle of Coke😂

Now I’m already feeling like I’m in a movie😂😂😂😂
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