I talk so much at times.

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At first, when I saw the topic description, I was like ahhhh, kidnap Ke, abeg watin I wan do like this? 😂 In this Nigeria that we are, and someone, with his full chest is Na saying or planning to kidnap me? Omo, we die there oo...

So jokes apart, so I realised that when I can am a bit tensed, or pressured, or even maybe happy, or when I want to contribute effectively so that the person I am trying to pass my information to gets every detail I am telling him or her and understands my wife just as i understand what I am saying.

I met someone for the first time today, and after our general greetings, I decided to introduce my self properly, thereby telling the person my name and what I do with my boring/interesting life.

And so while I was talking to her, I mentioned something, I started introducing myself sarcastically, after I told her my name, I said I am a certified talkative, and at first, she didn't get what I meant, and so she was like okay, that's nice, and after like few seconds, she was like...

Ehh, what did you just say? I'm not sure I heard you well, and some other stuffs like this ...

And so I laughed so hard after I realised that she had understood what I was talking about, but when after then, instill had to convinced her that I really am a certified talkative and also that I can make her smile if I wanted, and of course I did it over times...

We talked quite well, and at the end , she told me that...
Now I see why you call yourself a certified talkative, I believe you now.

I laughed it out, and at the end, I made my point clear and confirmed.

If I eventually get kidnapped, and I had to talk about something that they'll eventually let me go, well, to be truthful, the first things we should know is that I'll be in shock and in panick, but at the same time, if I know that a very good and confusing talk or mono conversation will set me free.

I actually facinate the beauty and power or should I say the magic or miracle in nature, so I think that's a very good way of using my energy against my enemy, and so therefore, i'll literally be talking about nature photography.

Have you been on a journey and you see someone that is fascinated by something seen on the road, maybe the lights or maybe a colourful sculpture or maybe an art or what so ever, you'll just see then talk about things relating to that thing happily.

This will almost be the way that I'll be that day inside the kidnappers vehicle, now they'll wonder, how did I get to have all of these ideas, they will not know that I am not just a certified talkative, but also a certified professional photographer, and so I'll be talking base on experience, couple with the fact that I'll be using some hard photography terms which they will never understand, never, unless they go learn it.

Now, this will create a state in their head like, who is this kind of person that we go and carry?
You were kidnapped, and you are talking, and not just talking, but talking about things they don't understand, and maybe at some point, they'll get tired and they'll just give up and throw me out of their vehicle...

This is my way if escape.

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