TIL: Nero was one horny degenerate fuck!

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You have probably heard about Nero, the Roman emperor who is a prime candidate for setting up Rome on fire in July AD 64. A fire that burned for 9 days... A fire that burned down 2/3 of Rome 😂🚒🔥

If you are anything like me this is pretty much where your knowledge about Nero begins and ends.

But today I learned something really spicy about him.

Turns out Nero was one big degenerate fuck 😂

First let's begin with the story of Sporus. You see, Nero once had a wife called Poppaea Sabina who died in 65 AD. Maybe she died while giving birth. Maybe he killed her for whatever reason.

Couple years later, Nero finds a young boy who apparently looked a lot like her. So he had him castrated. And married him. And had him wear dresses and shit to pass him off as his deceased wife 😂

Among other forms of address, Sporus was termed "Lady", "Empress", and "Mistress" source

A bit earlier he had also married another guy called Pythagoras, who played the role of Nero's husband while he played the role of the bride 😂😂😂

he stooped to marry himself to one of that filthy herd, by name Pythagoras, with all the forms of regular wedlock. The bridal veil was put over the emperor; people saw the witnesses of the ceremony, the wedding dower, the couch and the nuptial torches; everything in a word was plainly visible, which, even when a woman weds, darkness hides. source

I am dieing 😂😂😂S

There are even rumors that he had committed incest with his... Mother!! 😂😂😂😂

Well, sounds like Nero was one horny mother fucker! Clearly, not a great choice for an Emperor as he ended up everything that walked and had a hole 😂

To be fair, the whole arson and mother incest rumors maybe just that.. Rumors.

There's a good chance he committed neither of those.

Still, who doesn't like a good but fake gossip? 😂

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I would have been happy with only know the first part of the story 🤣🤣😭😭 noooooo.

I have this feeling that half the stories are true, back in the day (very very far back in the day), incest was normal in some cultures 😅. And they only had a few people running around mad, I think they kept them for entertainment 😌

Btw, thanks for the links! I go to read more about this creepy dude 😂.

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Welll, gossip never gets old. Funny how we find interesting the sex some dude had thousand of years ago 😂

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That’s some crazy shit. Dam…. He’d put his pecker in anything it sounds like.

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the only difference between most degenerate fucks and Nero is that he had the power to make his sick dreams come true :) also it sounds like he didn't give a crap what others might think

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I have worked with spirit for years to heal myself and sometimes get insights into the past lives of others, along with myself - if in doing so there is potential for growth and healing for the Earth.
I was told years before Boris Johnson became Prime Minister, that he is a reincarnation of Nero. I didn't know why I was told this at the time, since he didn't seem so important.
If you compare their lives you will see a lot of correlation and actually there are many, many articles that compare their personalities as being similar.
Here's an image I made at the time comparing them:

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Well there's some resemblance I guess 😂

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You know, it seems like half the time I read about a Roman Emperor, I go away shaking my head. They had, what, like 5 good ones, right? The rest were all weirdos. Amazing Rome lasted so long.

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Hehe 😆 You can say the same about our modern world and our politicians

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Saw this and thought, yeah my buddy needs to see it :D

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Sounds like a guy who knew how to have a good time. Now we know from where the Pythagorean theorem arose: an ever-growing incestuous triangle!

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