The human washing machine: the next technological revolution.

Okay, before we begin, let me make it clear that this isn't going to be a very serious article. It's not April Fool's Day, although it's only a few days away, but while reading the news, I came across an article that made me laugh. It's about the latest innovation of humankind, presented by a Japanese company: the human washing machine, or "Human Washing Machine." Apparently, you get in it for 15 minutes and come out cleaner than a baby.

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I should be amazed, but there are things in Japan that I just don't understand, like vending machines for used underwear or the famous smart toilets. So it's totally plausible that they've now designed a machine to wash your whole body. The most incredible thing of all is that the article says this isn't an innovative idea; back in the 70s, yes, in the 1970s, the Japanese company Sanyo already tried something similar.

It's clear it didn't work back then, so why should it work now? Easy. People in the '70s were still sane; I can't say the same for our generation. So don't be surprised if one day you go to a spa or an airport and see a beautiful machine you can step into to come out clean, shiny, and smelling great. Oh, and it's AI-powered, of course.

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