Take me to your leader! Take me to the Hive Queen

Hello Hello to all Hivians and indeed anyone reading this (including possible aliens...)

Picture this ...

You're casually scrolling through your Hive frontend of choice, maybe upvoting a cat picture, when suddenly a fluffing gigantic shimmering spaceship appears on your screen.

A beam of light hits the ground and out steps... well let's just say they're not here for the HBD interest rates. Out steps a fluffing alien and a metallic voice booms, "Take me to your leader!"

Well fluff me backwards with a layer2 token!!

Now according to the blockchain gospel or at least the OGs we all "own" Hive, we all have a stake, a say, a tiny digital voice in this vast Hive ecoverse of ours.

But let's be fluffing real for a moment....

When the intergalactic chips are down, you don't want a committee meeting.

You want someone who can talk the talk, walk the walk, and maybe, just maybe, explain what the fluff a "witness" is without causing an alien existential crisis.

And that, my fellow Hivians is why my answer is without a shadow of a doubt to who is our leader is @crimsonclad aka Gina.

First off though, let's address the elephant in the room blockchain ~ she's a woman!

Of course she's a fluffing woman...

I mean ffs, what's a hive without a Queen?

It's just... just a bunch of bees buzzing aimlessly.

@crimsonclad with her regal presence and undeniable influence is the natural monarch of our beloved digital blockchain, the natural Queen of Hive.io ...

She's already got the "Queen" thing down to a pat, probably without even trying.

Now... you might be thinking "But Tengo you fluffing bawbag, what makes her qualified to negotiate with beings from beyond the stars?"

Excellent question you hypothetical alien-skeptic! Let me present my case:

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Why @crimsonclad is Hive's leader!

Exhibit A: The X Factor

CrimsonClad on X is practically a resident of X Spaces. She's out there mingling with the masses, dropping knowledge bombs on a regular basis. I mean let's face it she probably makes more sense than most of these crypto "gurus" on X or Hive.

But more importantly, she's a public speaker for Hive at Web3 exhibitions.

You know what that means???

She's already perfected the art of explaining complex mind-bending concepts like how the ValuePlan is a good thing to bewildered Hivians.

**Aliens then? ... A piece of fluffing cake. **

She's probably got a PowerPoint presentation ready to go, complete with animated GIFs of Hive's decentralization (courtesy of the @stickupboys).

Exhibit B: The Thrash Metal Music Mojos.

This is where the Hive Queen ramps it up a key and no not your Hive keys. crimsonclad loves her thrash or even tech death metal music. I'm talking head-banging, face-melting, eardrum-shattering metal bands like Warbringer and Allegaeon.

You think these aliens have heard anything like that?... The fluff they fluffing have!!

They'll be so on their metallic knees by the sheer auditory assault, they'll probably just agree to whatever she says to make it stop. "Yes, Queen crimsonclad, you can keep all the HBD, just please, no more thrashing in my ears!"

And let's be fair, anyone who can stomach the glorious noise and survive a Warbringer Allegaeon pit probably has the mental fortitude to handle alien peace talks without even missing a block.

Exhibit C: The Common Pleb Connection.

And here's the clincher for me...

The truly revolutionary aspect of crimsonclad's leadership??

She fluffing talks to us ... the common plebs. Yes, us. On X, no less!

While other influential figures might be too busy milking the system or debating the finer points of governance, crimsonclad is out there engaging with the everyday Hivian.

This means she understands the pulse of the community, our hopes, our dreams, our occasional rant about curation rewards. She's not just a leader ~ she's our fluffing leader, the one who won't leave us hanging when the little green men come knocking.

So when the aliens do land and demand to see our leader, I'm not pointing them to a snap or a wave or a server farm. I'm pointing them straight to @crimsonclad.

She's got the brains, she's got the public speaking nouse, she's got the metal-fueled negotiating tactics and most importantly she's our fluffing Queen who actually talks to us ... the common plebs ... her subjects.

Where is she taking us? (Fluffed if I know, just as long it is not in a fluffing rally car!) Probably to a future where Hive is so dominant, the aliens are asking us for investment advice...

And maybe, just maybe, she'll even teach them how to survive the mosh pit. After that surviving a bleeding market is a royal piece of piss!

What do you think Hivians? Who's your fearless leader when the spaceship lands? Let me know in the comments!

Thanks for visiting and enjoy the rest of your day!