Satire for Deliverymen

I will make it clear that nothing was delivered to me

the delivery drivers are the most irresponsible ones

the delivery man leaves the orders lying around in the stores

never arrives on time at the recipient's home

they have no rates everything is done by delivery subsidy

the delivery drivers test the pizzas before delivering them

they are used to open the boxes they deliver

they are very festive characters

the delivery drivers do not drive motorcycles

they have problems with cashier's inventories

do not like to deliver packages

food is delivered on a quota basis.