Satire for Boxers

I don't think I'll get punched for these lines

boxers don't practice martial arts

they think they are super competitors

sometimes they go to the movies as fighters

boxers don't take care of their physical condition

they don't care about the intensity of training

they lack an athletic body

they are not at all toned

they do not have the minimum stamina

boxers are not professionals

they have an excellent capacity to consume liquor

they lose every fight.