The hungry scammer

The Hungry Scammer always carried a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Scammer desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese of all things.

The Hungry Scammer often carried a custard pie to smash. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Hungry Scammer always carried a CD player that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

The Hungry Scammer looked for a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to select.

The Hungry Scammer needed a mug that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a mug is the thing that was chosen.