The Milk Of Mr. Sheep
This is a part of a longer story:
https://www.jadoogaran.org/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=7303
And nothing happened. Gellert grabbed the said student's neck.
"Were you fooling me around?"
The student trembled in fear and turned white as chalk.
"I'd eat hippogriff sugar to do that, Mr. Grindelwald. It's just that... it's... um..."
"Don't say um um for me. Tell me what's wrong?"
"There has been a mistake."
"Wasn't it the wrong way to use it? Maybe we should do an enema."
And he removed Faqani's shorts and while Salazar had put his hands on his eyes, he took the potion bottle to do an enema, when the said student said:
"No, no, I think I forgot to drop one of the ingredients."
"What?"
"Sheep milk."
"Well go get it quickly."
The said student left without knowing it and quickly returned with one of Jafar's pants suit sheep. Salazar, who was very old and did not have the patience of those old days, said:
"Blimey, why did you bring the sheep itself?"
"Because the milk must be fresh and poured directly from the sheep's... into the bottle."
Salazar wanted to take off the sheep's coat when the sheep said in a thick voice:
"Baaa, be ashamed, be ashamed, bright day and those things?"
Salazar was shocked.
"Did you bring a male sheep by mistake?"
Gellert:
"Mr. Slytherin, as I said before, technology has now advanced and male sheep both breastfeed and get pregnant."
"Wow. I'm starting to like the new era. Well, sheep, take off your clothes and milk ..."
The sheep slapped Slytherin.
"Are you giving me any of those suggestions? What kind of sheep did you think I was?"
Salazar really wanted to turn the sheep into tripe and trotters at that moment, but the implementation of their project was more important than anything, so he said:
"Dear Mr. Sheep, we want to do something that will turn the world upside down and remove the ignorant oppressors and bring in the wise benefactors."
The expression on the sheep's face changed and he extended his hand to shake Salazar's hand.
"I'm sorry, sir, I'm really sorry, I didn't realize you're a respected person. My milk is completely at your disposal."
And he took off his coat and shirt, and while everyone was surprised by the whiteness of his wool and looked at him with open mouth, he milked his milk and poured it into the bottle.