The adorable nerd

The Adorable Nerd desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Nerd desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Adorable Nerd desperately searched for a big sponge that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Nerd searched for a pen to eat. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Nerd had a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly different thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a spade of all things.

The Adorable Nerd always kept a cup that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.