GROWING UP AS THE LAST KID IN THE HOME

Am super excited to share my experience. If you are a girl you should know maybe a bit about this experience growing up as the last born as a girl in the midst of your elder sisters and brothers. It was absolutely fun and Sweet the way I was pampered and all the work was left for my brothers and sisters. Yes you had me it was not my fault all I ought to do is to sit down and laugh out.

But I was never allowed to rest because they tried to leave all the work for me and guess what if anyone tried to shout at me oh I have my backbone which are my parents imagine them dealing with them they are ever ready to defend me even when they know am at fault oh I forgot to tell you that such act gladdens my heart because it makes me feel more lazy as I was before and make me have more of I don't care attitudes knowing fully well that I have great supporters In the house .

SENIOR BROS: Kid sis why are the plates not yet washed and cleansed we left for work since morning and returning home tired yet everywhere is still kept untidy Even the bed we left undressed is still as we left it is still how it was in the morning what happened you this little spoilt brat.

ME: Heeh did you just called me your only kid sis a spoilt brat

SENIOR BROS: Do u realize that not the question I asked you oya your have three minutes to answer my question

ME: Ooooh brother are u just giving me three minutes to answer all these questions which you just asked me now why not make it up to 10 minutes for me to be able to attend to all these your questions because what you just asked is not small it will take me time to comport myself and give u the rightful answer I need to relax First and then see if I will be able to answer you .u already know am slow in talking but not when it comes to food because i can eat and win for eating competition.

SENIOR BROS: Do u realize that am loosing my temper on you with all these rubbish u are saying now just that I don't even know where to lay my hands on you because you are just small like a rat.
Boom our First daughter poops in

FIRST DAUGHTER: You know I have been watching you people talk and I don't want to put mouth on this issue because if I put my own mouth she supposed to be boiling like hot water in readiness to be used for tea here back home people will still stand for her and that is the only thing that is making her to keeping misbehaving in this house the truth remains that this girl need better beating.

ME: You people are joking right did u people even know that I don't have much blood in me as it stands now because of you people disturbance in this house chai big sister did you know if u beat me and I faint here now do u think you will ever get someone who will be going all these errand for u because since I was born till now I have not seen anyone who can send someone message like you I wonder if that is the way my parents troubled you because u are troubling me.

OUR FIRST DAUGHTER: Wait oo this girl are u talking to me why are u even trying to change this topic to something else I just wish u are staying with me at my side by now u would have understand that this life do not balance a tall is never a bed of roses I do not blame you is because everything u need us been supplied to you coupled with you are such a lazy spoilt brat I just pity your husband he has a lot of work to do on you. But on a serious note, surgical deliverance needs to be conducted on you.

SENIOR BROS: Am telling you this girl needs better deliverance through the use of came and even had butchering.

ME: I know you people do not want me to stay alive in this house but am here to shock you people that I must stay alive oooh to reap the fruit of my labor which I have sown ever since i was born I have been trying my best to see that things are moving extremely well in this house.

SENIOR BROS: Did I just hear you say the fruit of your labor?? Is it the one you labored everyday on the bed by pressing your phone and watching zee world movie all through the day.

ME: Oh talking about that am perfect but you people have refused to see that in me because you people sees me as a kid but just go outside and ask people about me and wait to get response from them you will be told how trustworthy hardworking and diligent that am I even dad and mum can confirm what am saying.

OUR FIRST DAUGHTER: Did i hear u say Dad and mum of cause they will definitely support you see you see hardworking and diligent in duty oh I pity your husband because the last time I checked your can't even boil even hot water talk more of lighting the gas or cooking any edible food hunger should get ready to somersault you and your children when you will finally get Married.

SENIOR BROS: Are u even sure that this girl will leave her parents and marry this one that is every single minute she is in mother's lap imagine a girl of 17years that in hausa land she should be married and should be with her 17 children by now but here and behold to even get herself to bathroom is a big wahala for this girl no worry I will fully gist your husband people your full details.

ME: You people don't know my value in this house but my happiness is that people who gave birth to me know my worth and my value.

OUR FIRST DAUGHTER: Value my foot haha hahaha did you even study civic education in your secondary school because if u do u won't be talking about value.

ME: OOOH I have had enough. I will just pack out from this house so that you people can have enough space and leave my life for me.

SENIOR BROS/SISTER: How we wish you will pack out as you said can u even stay without seeing your mum and dad you this little spoilt brat better stay back ooo before u will go and report now ok.

ME: You people lied am not going anywhere this is my father's house ad I will stay here till im married at least I have big Brothers and big sis that will sponsor my wedding and my education.