¡Holy Moses! ¡Wadda discovery! ¡Wadda revelation!

Thanks to a new Hive dApp made by @holoz0r, now I know I am an extraterrestrial in the "social network" of the Hive blockchain ecosystem. Some sort of cosmic time traveler who only speaks in unintelligible languages. One of those exuberant and rare intergalactic species that apparently not even their own mothers understands what they write.

One of these other worldly creatures who, in more mundane and earthly terms, many too often and maybe more times than necessary they have called him the King of Soliloquies.

One of those very feared members and big exponent of those many advanced alien races fluttering out there thru the universe with the power of Mind Hacking and Mental Abduction with whom most of earthlings fear to interact. Yeah, lest he may infect them and insert into their underdeveloped minds new, revolutionary and daring ideas of wisdom, justice and well-being that would make them think far beyond their usual capabilities and then risk losing their current identities and never knowing who they really are anymore. Okay earthlings, let's now take a look at these charts below that in my opinion corroborate what I just wrote in these eloquent three paragraphs.

¡Look at that chump! Could you be able to find another Hiver, present, past or one that you might remember or miss, with oddly similar charts, numbers and statistics to mine? Because I couldn't find any after many attempts. Even after checking those that I remember and miss who aren't active on the network anymore and who, objectively speaking, could be relatively close in the same category of eerie charts as me. The unintelligibles.

Geezus! FRES lower scores eh? Do you really might believe that a "Readability Over Time" chart like mine, which have a so high amount of "Data Points" under the zero level submerged into the abyss of negative values, even reaching the value of -559 could define the "professionally" outlandish weirdness of my usual eloquent prose and flowery speech? ¿Yes? Ok, then keep reading to find the odds. Because everything always has a logical explanation. And to find out, you mandatorily have to keep reading!

Ah! you see? Thank goodness @holoz0r made a new review and update refining the algorithms of his awesome Hive dApp in the following days. And above all, that I didn't rush to publish this illustrative post with the awful results of readability of my content through the first iteration of his genius dApp. Because yes, it's true that I can be considered someone weird and unusual in the way I think, express myself and in the way I write my flamboyant content. But obviously not as professionally weird, unusual and flamboyant as many would like to think. Apparently... I'm not so extraterrestrial after all.

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And by the way, speaking of weird extraterrestrials and whatnot. According to this last chart below with my extraordinarily uncanny statistics. At what hours of the day do you think an unearthly brainy alien like me sleeps? ¿Do you really think they ever sleep?

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