đ Taste. + Sabor. [Eng+Spa]
A man was testing his new sports car on a highway outside the city, going as fast as he could. He saw a chicken running down the road beside him. He was speechless as he watched the chicken speed past him and then veer off the road onto a detour.
The man braked, reversed, and took the same exit as the chicken. He came to a farm that had a sign indicating it was an experimental farm. The sign bore an identical image to the chicken he had seen. He saw a man near the gate and approached to talk.
âDude, do you have a chicken here that's really fast?â
âYeah, I guess you saw it. He usually goes out for a run around this time. It's a new breed we created using genetic engineering, and we're very proud of its success.â
âIt looks like an incredible chicken. And does it taste good?â
âWe don't know. We've never been able to catch one to cook!â
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The man braked, reversed, and took the same exit as the chicken. He came to a farm that had a sign indicating it was an experimental farm. The sign bore an identical image to the chicken he had seen. He saw a man near the gate and approached to talk.
âDude, do you have a chicken here that's really fast?â
âYeah, I guess you saw it. He usually goes out for a run around this time. It's a new breed we created using genetic engineering, and we're very proud of its success.â
âIt looks like an incredible chicken. And does it taste good?â
âWe don't know. We've never been able to catch one to cook!â
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Un hombre estaba probando su nuevo carro deportivo en una carretera a las afueras de la ciudad, corriendo a todo lo permitido. Vio un pollo corriendo por la carretera a su lado. Se quedĂł sin palabras al ver que el pollo lo rebasaba en velocidad y luego se salĂa de la carretera por un desvĂo.
El hombre frenĂł, retrocediĂł y tomĂł la misma salida que el pollo. LlegĂł a una granja que tenĂa un cartel indicando que era una granja experimental, en el cartel estaba una imagen idĂ©ntica al pollo que habĂa visto. Vio a un hombre cerca de la puerta y se acercĂł a conversar.
â Amigo, ÂżacĂĄ tienen un pollo que es muy rĂĄpido?
â SĂ, supongo que ya lo vio, suele salir a correr a estas horas. Es una nueva raza que creamos con ingenierĂa genĂ©tica, y estamos muy orgullosos del Ă©xito.
â Parece un pollo increĂble. ÂżY es bueno su sabor?
â No lo sabemos, nunca hemos podido atrapar uno para cocinarlo.
El hombre frenĂł, retrocediĂł y tomĂł la misma salida que el pollo. LlegĂł a una granja que tenĂa un cartel indicando que era una granja experimental, en el cartel estaba una imagen idĂ©ntica al pollo que habĂa visto. Vio a un hombre cerca de la puerta y se acercĂł a conversar.
â Amigo, ÂżacĂĄ tienen un pollo que es muy rĂĄpido?
â SĂ, supongo que ya lo vio, suele salir a correr a estas horas. Es una nueva raza que creamos con ingenierĂa genĂ©tica, y estamos muy orgullosos del Ă©xito.
â Parece un pollo increĂble. ÂżY es bueno su sabor?
â No lo sabemos, nunca hemos podido atrapar uno para cocinarlo.
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Btw, thatâs one way to make fast food literally impossible. I bet KFC would pay good money for just one of those chickens. Imagine ordering wings that can outrun a sports car. Lmao
Yes, there's no doubt you'd have to pay a pretty penny to serve this chicken on a plate, because it would be such a difficult bird to catch.
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Dirigieron el avance por el camino equivocado, je je.
Creo que sĂ, lograron un pollo extraordinario, pero resulta que no hay manera de atraparlo.
Fue un Ă©xito dentro de su fracaso, je je.