(Humor) Uncomfortable sincerity. + Sinceridad incómoda. [Eng+Spa]

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In a future city, a man enters a store to buy:

— Do you give me a soda?
— Yes, here you have. It costs 8 credits.
— Here is 10.
— Can I give you your change in mint gum?
— Don't you have the 2 credits to give me the change?
— Yes, I have them, but I recommend the mints for the smell of the breath that you loose.

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En una ciudad futura, un señor entra a una tienda a comprar:

— ¿Me das una Gaseosa?
— Sí, aquí tiene. Cuesta 8 créditos.
— Aquí tiene 10.
— ¿Te puedo dar tu cambio en chicles de menta?
— ¿No tiene los 2 créditos para darme el cambio?
— Sí, los tengo, pero te recomiendo las mentas por el aliento que cargas.



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The seller seems to care about his buyer so much, he wants him to buy the mint gum too, so that it can smells good.

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I think so too, but saying something so awkward so directly might not be a good idea.

And that's why I titled the Post 😅

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