(Humor) Too much sincerity. [Eng+Spa] Demasiada sinceridad.
In a trial, a lawyer calls a very sharp-tongued man to testify. Trying to trick the man into lowering his defenses, and cooperating with the testimony, he says:
“You seem to me to be a very honest person and that you will speak the truth.”
To which the man looks at him and replies:
“Thank you for the compliment. If it weren't for the fact that I'm under oath, I would return the same compliment.”
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“You seem to me to be a very honest person and that you will speak the truth.”
To which the man looks at him and replies:
“Thank you for the compliment. If it weren't for the fact that I'm under oath, I would return the same compliment.”
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En un juicio, un abogado llama a testificar a un señor muy mordaz. Tratando de jugarle una treta al señor para que baje sus defensas y colabore con el testimonio, le dice:
— Usted me parece que es una persona muy honesta y que hablará con la verdad.
A lo que el señor lo mira y le responde:
— Gracias por el cumplido, si no fuera porque estoy bajo juramento, le devolvería ese mismo cumplido.
— Usted me parece que es una persona muy honesta y que hablará con la verdad.
A lo que el señor lo mira y le responde:
— Gracias por el cumplido, si no fuera porque estoy bajo juramento, le devolvería ese mismo cumplido.
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Ese señor es de cuidado en verdad.
Puede clasificarse como Testigo Hostil, pero lo hace de una manera que muestra mucho su astucia en el sarcasmo.
Ooooookey! el abogado tendrá que inventarse otra cosa, jajajaja.
Ese señor definitivamente sabe cómo manejarse en un juicio, me hizo reír 😂
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