(Humor) Name. + Nombre. [Eng+Spa]
A young man was walking and saw a friend, unaware that his girlfriend was following him.
“Hi, Honey.”
His girlfriend jumped up next to him and yelled at him as if she'd caught him cheating.
“Why are you flirting with this woman?!”
“My love, wait, her name is ‘Honey’. She's a friend of my family, and her family owns the bee farm.”
“Call her by her last name then!”
The boyfriend looked uncomfortable, and explained:
“Her family name is 'Lovely'.”
“It's better not to call her anything!”
+++*+++*+++*+++
“Hi, Honey.”
His girlfriend jumped up next to him and yelled at him as if she'd caught him cheating.
“Why are you flirting with this woman?!”
“My love, wait, her name is ‘Honey’. She's a friend of my family, and her family owns the bee farm.”
“Call her by her last name then!”
The boyfriend looked uncomfortable, and explained:
“Her family name is 'Lovely'.”
“It's better not to call her anything!”
+++*+++*+++*+++
Un joven paseaba y vio a una amiga, sin saber que su novia lo estaba siguiendo.
— Hola, Linda.
Su novia saltó a su lado y lo increpó como si lo estuviera encontrando traicionándola.
— ¡¿Por qué estás coqueteando con esta mujer?!
— Mi amor, espera, su nombre es ‘Linda’. Es una amiga de mi familia, y su familia es dueña de la granja de abejas.
— ¡Llámala por su apellido entonces!
El novio se mostró incómodo, y le explico:
— El apellido de su familia es “Amada”.
— ¡Mejor no la llames de ninguna manera!
— Hola, Linda.
Su novia saltó a su lado y lo increpó como si lo estuviera encontrando traicionándola.
— ¡¿Por qué estás coqueteando con esta mujer?!
— Mi amor, espera, su nombre es ‘Linda’. Es una amiga de mi familia, y su familia es dueña de la granja de abejas.
— ¡Llámala por su apellido entonces!
El novio se mostró incómodo, y le explico:
— El apellido de su familia es “Amada”.
— ¡Mejor no la llames de ninguna manera!
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Qué situación más complicada.
Creo que el pobre novio ya no sabe ni cómo llamar a nadie sin meterse en problemas.
Mejor que empiece a usar señas o apodos para evitar más malentendidos.
Qué risa 😄
!BBH
!HUG
La novia es bien celosa, pero es que hay nombres que pueden traer complicaciones. !LOLZ
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I still can't figure out y.
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That bee farm detail had me laughing, its the perfect recipe for chaos.
Asking to switch to the last name and and ending up with Lovely made the moment even messier.
Your reveal timing was sharp, hte pause before the last line sold it.
!HUG
There are names that can cause complications, but with a jealous girlfriend, the complications can escalate to a new level. !LOLZ
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I didn't even know they were catholic.
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Facts. One innocent Honey and boom, you're drafting a legal defensse in the kitchen. Bee farm logic dont help either, those names sting twice. Next time just waev and keep walking.
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Un poco tóxica, no es buena señal.
Si así es de novia, no parece fácil como sería de esposa.