🎁(Humor) Gift of reconciliation. + Regalo de reconciliación. [Eng+Spa]

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A man, who has been repeatedly unfaithful, has exhausted his wife's patience. When he comes home and sees her sitting in the living room, with a noticeable cold fury, he becomes frightened and tries to appease her.

“My dear, I know I've done wrong. What could I give you to please you?”

“If you want to calm me down, you can give me your signature… On the divorce papers!”

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Un señor, que ha sido reiteradamente infiel, ha colmado la paciencia de su esposa. Cuando llega a casa y la ve sentada en la sala, con una fría furia muy notable, se asusta y trata de contentarla.

— Querida, sé que yo he hecho mal. ¿Qué podría regalarte para contentarte?

— Si quieres calmarme, bien puedes regalarme tu firma… en los papeles del divorcio.



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