Fire, Pots, Ingredients: The Not So Fascinating Job

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The first time I tried to cook in my entire life, I ended up serving charcoals instead. Maybe it was only a humble beginning, but fast forward to many years afterwards and a series of trials, I realised what wasn't my calling. And also what job to not seek in this life.

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We all need to do something at certain points in our lives to earn money. It brings us to either start our own businesses or join some existing business to work for and earn something, or maybe even just do certain tasks for other people and get paid for it. And depending on ones capabilities and experience, some jobs would be doable; others, not so much, maybe.

In as much as some jobs may be doable for one, the fact that we all have our own opinions and perspectives to things, preferences pay a role in selection of certain jobs. It is why there would be certain jobs that some people would rather look elsewhere instead of taking them.

I would like to believe that the majority of people in this life are generally inclined to liking good things. There are some of us that may be comfortable with anything less sometimes, but most people prefer good things, or maybe delicious instead, in matters like food. Everyone likes good food, innit?

The thing about life, however, is that as much as there are people that like food that taste great, the number of people that can actually cook such good dishes is quite small in comparison; even more so with those that truly have passion for cooking and would wholeheartedly embrace the idea of cooking for a job.

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You see this author right here, he scarcely belongs to the group of people that can cook incredibly for most of the time, like people like chef @george-dee; how much more the category of people that have burning passions for the skill.

Now. Now. This isn't to downsize my dexterous culinary skills and to shrink my dowry in the future. This comrade you are reading is amazing in the... Let me stop right there, so I would not be a victim of the term, "Empty barrels make the loudest noise." Moving on.

When I consider the effort that go into details of cooking, the mental stress it puts on one, the required planning, budgeting, and bargaining techniques involved, and the visual, olfactory, and gustatory tuning required, I could almost faint.

Living as a bachelor, I often dread the feeling of hunger; the feeling that would require me to look for ways to extinguish it. It always meant one thing to me, just like everyone else, which is that I would have to either have to go into the kitchen to mix some things together to quench the feeling of hunger or spend more money instead to get food. It can be quite a dilemma sometimes.

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I can do well to take care of myself, but I would admit that cooking is something that I should salute the people who do it everyday for—every morning, afternoon, and night maybe. It is why I really would not allow myself to be inconsiderate and insensitive to women that cook regularly regardless of if they are passionate or not.

How on earth, then, would I ever take up such a job like cooking? The idea of doing it professionally—that is being more knowledgeable, skilled, precise, and hardworking—seems like something I would do very well in my dream. I would rather leave it to the myriad of people that are way more passionate and interested in such a job.

Thinking deeper about it, I really do not think my entire cooking time on this earth is up to the time Hilda Baci spent cooking during her Cook-a-thon record with 100 hours. Okay. Okay. Someone as dexterous as I am in the kitchen surely must have surpassed that time as a cumulative. We get the point anyway; this author can never be Hilda Baci.

So, dear reader, with these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you that this author is way better off being tech savvy and in a similar job rather than being in the kitchen for a cooking job. Thank you reading!


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Cooking is a great skill actually. Is something that one can't do well if there is no passion. Telling someone who doesn't love cooking to go into culinary arts is like wasting that fund.

So, dear reader, with these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse that author is better off being tech savvy and in a similar job rather than being in the kitchen for a cooking job. Thank you reading!

You have been able to convince me, we can't be good in all aspects. The fact you are good at what you love is what truly matters.

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Passionless cooking usually does not hit as much, really. I do know people that don't like to cook per se but do excellent jobs regardless.

Thank you for your kind words, marynn. I hope your day started just fine and that you have a great day.

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Passionless cooking usually does not hit as much, really. I do know people that don't like to cook per se but do excellent jobs regardless.

Yeah, yeah. That's very true indeed.

hope your day started just fine and that you have a great day.

And thank you for your warm wishes dear @olujay. My day kicked off with a good start, and I hope you had a great day filled with joy as well?

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Yup. Things are alright over here. Thanks.

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😂 Not everyone who loves cooking would want to take it as a profession, I am sure @nkemakonam89 and @adoore-eu can testify to it that cooking for a few people is a lot easier than cooking for a whole lot of people.

I really don't see it as stress and just enjoy doing it. What if I told you cooking is relaxing? Is it an exercise? Time I get to break away from the internet to do other things.

I don't want to believe you are a bad cook, you just don't want to brag... 😂

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Yes oh...cooking for a lot of people means to me that I am not eating with them right afterwards, because I will just go and sleep straight. 😄

This man say cooking is relaxing? 😀
I must move in with you and learn this sage mode of yours, and enjoy your delicacies, of course.

I didn't say that I am a bad cook oh...haaa😂
Don't give my wife bragado rights, please.

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Cooking for a few people is quite easier than for large number of people. I always salute those caterers how they managed to know the right ingredients for the party and eatery foods. I'm also kind of lazy when it comes to cooking

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Ahh look at this woman, you say what? 😃😃

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Mr Man abeg leave me ooooo🤣🤣

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The first time my mother asked me to prepare amala for the family was hilarious. I couldn't eat the food I prepared that night because I was so exhausted and just went to sleep afterwards. 😂

Cooking is not easy abegg... salutations to those that do it as jobs and have to be good at it.

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🤣🤣🤣This one strong oooo🤣🤣

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My man I thought I'm the only one who don't like cooking oo lols, when it comes to cooking just leave me behind. But I love food though lols I don't joke with it.

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See my fellow comrade that like to eat but don't like to cook. 😂
God abegg...😄

I salute people that can cook very well and do it regularly. It's not easy, mhenn

Do you have that food that you think you don't have issues preparing any time and any day?

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See my fellow comrade that like to eat but don't like to cook. 😂

Lols abi nah, I can't kill myself.

Yeah I can prepare rice, spag, indomie, beans and yam anytime and any day.

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This man's food timetable wan resemble my own 😄
Oya nau
Very nice

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You won't cook but you will eat abi ?
Lazy lazy 😂.

Cooking is stressful but fun at the same time. But then, it easier to cook for few people, eg. my family than for a lot of people.

seems like something I would do very well in my dream.

Omo, I can't laugh 😂🤣.
#Dreemerforlife.

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I can eat ohh 😂
Avoid me, Sweet Nkem.

I actually agree that cooking for a few people—like me, myself, and I—is way easier. When we pass a few like this, na problem.

Just be enjoying yourself laughing at me. 😄
By the way, what's your favourite food to cook?

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Lolz
E reach to laugh 😂
My favourite food to cook are soups

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Now. Now. This isn't to downsize my dexterous culinary skills and to shrink my dowry in the future.

Hahaha nothing you fit tell me, the price of your dowry go reduce so no go marry from India if you want to save yourself.

I had a good laugh reading this. Thank you for sharing.

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I no talk say I no sabi...thank God 😄

Thank you for enjoying and laughing through it, rukkie.

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Cooking is indeed a real talent ..it's also defintely not one of my strong points lmao. That being said, I can make an awesome 'pea soup' :)

#dreemerforlife beemed down from #dreemport - to this #dreemer curated post :)

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Pea soup? Got a photo you could share or something? Must be nice

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My fav soup haha.. unfortunately don't have a pic loool. Made with dried split peas, and fresh soup greens etc.

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Not sure what that looks like, but it sure sounds delicious. I'll taste it someday, maybe.

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Lol, it's weird to see someone who don't know how to cook.

Personally, it's hard for me to eat something that is not made by me or my mom. Well, individual differences though. You've got a nice post here boss. Na only big men dey find it difficult to cook🙃😹

Thanks for sharing

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Who says I cannot cook oh...not me 😂
It's not such a bad thing anyway. Some people are just better off at other things.

You must be an excellent cook. Your wife and kids will enjoy you very well.

I appreciate that you came around, man. Thank you.

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Great writing. This was well written. I feel the same way I probably wouldn't be a cook either but it's definitely something I want to learn to cook myself some nice food but to do it as a job I'll pass like you did~ way better off with other things

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Thank you for coming all the way, man. Learning to cook exquisite delicacies for myself is totally cool, but not to do it professionally.

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You're welcome man no problem man. I agree with you to do it for ourselves is fine but to have to do it professionally and meet others expectations may not be suitable for people like us

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You understand it, man. I hope the weather is alright there.

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ya i do understand. the weather is same old same old. would be good if it can be cool but nah always hot and humid

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Oh, yeah? Where you from?

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from malaysia! its near equator so no seasons

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