RE: The Whisky Thief

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I can solve this.

Dude's so drunk, he forgot he finished it.



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But what about the aliens? Or the mice in the skirting. Shouldn't we consider all options!!!

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Well at first I suspected Woody Harrelson. But he was in the movie I was watching at the time so I had to rule him out knowing it's impossible to be in two places at once.

I doubt Snoop Dogg would do it. Whiskey wasn't the case that they gave him.

Wait a minute.

Willie fuckin Nelson!

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It's always Williefuckin Nelson!!!

Tom Hanks was my second guess. I didn't believe he was ever stranded anywhere. All the clues add up

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Willie fuckin Nelson deserved that bottle. I can't believe you guys are doing this to him!

Free Willie!

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We just want to find him to give him a full bottle!!!

Honest...

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Oh. Well that's, good. It's, okay. Everything's fine. I just spent thirty grand getting an order of Free Willie stickers pushed through. No refunds. Six pallets coming from China on a fucking jet and you just wanted to meet the guy?

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Yeah, shakey handy, all that jazz.

Hey, I tell you what, we could set up a man brothel and use your stickers for publicity for the opening night!

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Or maybe on Mondays when it's slow it might help bring people in the door. I see where you're going with this. I'll order another shipment.

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Excellent. Let's get a proposal up and get hive to pay for it 😀😀

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Now you're really thinking outside the box. Just in time for Hive Fest! They'll get to see Williefuckin Nelson!

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Now that's one keynote speaker I would pay to see!!!

Even if he is drunk on stolen whisky

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Why is your whiskey missing the E? Was it stolen as well?

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It's funny that. Us Scots have no truck with the devils letter. I think because of the English or something

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I see and can understand, fully. Over here it would be equally shocking if someone put E in your whiskey.

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Over here it would probably be considered a good time 😀😀

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I agree, El-jeffe hit that bottle like a $2 whore and now he can't remember knocking it off the next morning.

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That or it was Willie fuckin Nelson. I don't even know anymore. I suck at this job.

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Willie is a good suspect, but I am more inclined to suspect him if it was the devil's lettuce and not whiskey.

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