RE: The Whisky Thief
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I can solve this.
Dude's so drunk, he forgot he finished it.
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I can solve this.
Dude's so drunk, he forgot he finished it.
But what about the aliens? Or the mice in the skirting. Shouldn't we consider all options!!!
Well at first I suspected Woody Harrelson. But he was in the movie I was watching at the time so I had to rule him out knowing it's impossible to be in two places at once.
I doubt Snoop Dogg would do it. Whiskey wasn't the case that they gave him.
Wait a minute.
Willie fuckin Nelson!
It's always Williefuckin Nelson!!!
Tom Hanks was my second guess. I didn't believe he was ever stranded anywhere. All the clues add up
Willie fuckin Nelson deserved that bottle. I can't believe you guys are doing this to him!
Free Willie!
We just want to find him to give him a full bottle!!!
Honest...
Oh. Well that's, good. It's, okay. Everything's fine. I just spent thirty grand getting an order of Free Willie stickers pushed through. No refunds. Six pallets coming from China on a fucking jet and you just wanted to meet the guy?
Yeah, shakey handy, all that jazz.
Hey, I tell you what, we could set up a man brothel and use your stickers for publicity for the opening night!
Or maybe on Mondays when it's slow it might help bring people in the door. I see where you're going with this. I'll order another shipment.
Excellent. Let's get a proposal up and get hive to pay for it 😀😀
Now you're really thinking outside the box. Just in time for Hive Fest! They'll get to see Williefuckin Nelson!
Now that's one keynote speaker I would pay to see!!!
Even if he is drunk on stolen whisky
Why is your whiskey missing the E? Was it stolen as well?
It's funny that. Us Scots have no truck with the devils letter. I think because of the English or something
I see and can understand, fully. Over here it would be equally shocking if someone put E in your whiskey.
Over here it would probably be considered a good time 😀😀
I agree, El-jeffe hit that bottle like a $2 whore and now he can't remember knocking it off the next morning.
That or it was Willie fuckin Nelson. I don't even know anymore. I suck at this job.
Willie is a good suspect, but I am more inclined to suspect him if it was the devil's lettuce and not whiskey.
I didn't even know they made salad in hell.