Talking annoyingly can be a skill to use as an escape.

9 months ago

Sometimes, we find ourselves in circumstances that could put us in a confused state. At first, our brain may look so formatted that we can't think of anything immediately to salvage the situation; however, depending on how terrible the situation is, we could come up with something crazy just to escape and save our lives from every uncomfortable situation.

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Ordinarily, we may not think of such crazy ideas, but when it's a matter of life and death, how a particular idea will finally pop up instantly will look like a mystery.
The only experience I have had with kidnappers is through movies, and they were all scary, coupled with the life stories of people who have been kidnapped in the past. I do not want to ever have this ugly experience with those sadists because I doubt if they have a human conscience anymore to listen to whatever I have to say. Those guys have sold their conscience to the devil. All they want is to satisfy their evil desires and make money at all costs. However, this edition of the Hive Learners prompt says we should imagine being kidnapped and dumped after 25 minutes because we can't stop talking. In this case, it's only what you talk about that could get the kidnappers annoyed enough to dump you.

I heard that talking about the one in heaven gets the kidnappers pissed off, and in real life, a lot of people have been set free from their den through that means just by exercising their faith. However, I would choose to talk about the happenings in our government. Something like, "did you hear about the billions of naira Effcc recovered from those people stealing from the government? Are you aware that, for the first time, the government plans to share the money with the citizens instead of entering voice mail as usual? Did you guys also hear about the ongoing grant from our current president? It's all about filling out a form, and you could be the lucky one. One thing about grants is that you don't have to pay them back. Such grants usually come in millions, and you could even take them to a country of your choice and live a good life. Do you know that things can become fine again in the country if youth occupy the seats of the president and senators? Even one of you can become the next president tomorrow, or do you think that nothing is impossible? Imagine the safe haven you will live in if that happens. Imagine how your family and the next generation will enjoy life. Becoming a politician seems like a great idea and can be a game-changer for one's destiny. Have you thought of that?"

At this point, I believe that the kidnappers may be fed up with my random irrelevant talks and get so annoyed with me that they might even think that I am going insane and perhaps push me down the street from their vehicle, but if this expectation didn't happen,...

The last thing kidnappers want when they are in operation is attention! And so, my last tactic will be to start screaming FIRE..!!!!!!!!!!, somebody help!!! FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!🤣 Even though it's illegal to shout fire when there's actually no fire incident, I wouldn't mind breaking that law just to save my dear life from the lion's den.

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