To Our Majesty’s Servants...
Cats are our funniest, softest, prettiest, and, i dare say, cutest – I’m a cat devotee – companions, there are a few important facts and tips you should know about your dear feline creature and how to properly take care of them like a good vassal.
Firstly, you must understand this is the cat’s kingdom.
Your house is not yours anymore, as soon as you took a cat into your life, it automatically becomes the property of thy majesty, the cat. You are merely there to serve and give meaning to your majesty’s life. Although you are allowed to enjoy the ride, since they live for a short period of time. So to make the best of the experience, here are some tips:
Organize the castle to their comfort: make vertical spaces for your lordship to climb, rule and hide whenever they want, stick shelves on the walls, nets, stairs and little houses for them to climb, cats adore staying above you and everyone else.
Prepare haunting ceremonies everyday, you should throw little objects that resemble prey to your lordship since it was their divine duty to rule over the animals and haunt their enemies for sport for more than centuries ago, now after conquering their manor, they daily perform this ritual to honor the old days and show off their cute strength. Beware though to not become the object of prey.
Make sure to tend to your majesty everyday from taking care of their majestic hair by brushing it or stroking it with your hands carefully (a privilege, indeed), by giving them the best cuisine, often gourmet, premium, or super premium either by leaving it to their disposal and refreshing it everyday or by selectively putting it in front of them from 3 to 5 times a day depending on your majesty’s health and weight.
As their servant, make sure to always clean their toilet and leave at least one more toilet (sandbox) per cat staying in the manor. – It's also critical that you don’t forget to check your majesty’s health everyday for signs of sickness or discomfort, and each year with vaccines and anti-vermin, and of course, in cases of preserving your majesty’s purity and preventing major health risks in the future, their castration after six to twelve full moons of age.
- Respect your majesty’s space as the divine being they are. Sometimes, cats want privacy, other times cuddle, other times they are angry or sad, be nice, speak to them when they are available, watch them, observe their personality, look forward to every moment with them, be kind and respect your lord or ladyship’s space like a good human.
- And Most importantly, promise to always love and cherish for your feline companion, in sickness and in poverty, till death due you apart.
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