🎅 Santa skipped the sleigh and called in AFRICOM 😂💥

ISIS thought Christmas was gonna be silent night. Instead, they got surprise air support in Sokoto State, northwest Nigeria on December 25, 2025.

According to Reuters, this wasn’t chaos — this was group-chat energy: Nigeria asked ✔️
Intel synced ✔️
Timing coordinated ✔️
AFRICOM says multiple ISIS fighters were permanently logged out ✔️

President Trump later called the strikes “powerful and deadly,” saying they targeted ISIS militants responsible for attacking Christian civilians in the region.

Moral of the story?
You can dodge accountability all year…
…but Christmas comes for everyone 🎄✈️💀

Naughty list status: Non-appealable.