🎬 Coming Soon: Narcos – The Presidential Edition 🇻🇪🇺🇸

Get ready for your next season of Narcos, now brought to you by Donald J. Trump & Co. Forget Colombia, forget Mexico — the new spin-off takes place in Caracas.

For years, the U.S. has accused Nicolás Maduro of running the Cartel of the Suns — a state-sponsored drug empire moving mountains of cocaine north. Back in 2020, the DOJ even slapped a $15 million bounty on him like he’s some kind of Pokémon Go character.

Fast-forward to 2025, and the stakes just went full Netflix Original:

🎯 The bounty on Maduro’s head? Now $50 million. That’s cartel boss money.

🚢 The U.S. just parked three Navy destroyers + 4,000 troops right off Venezuela’s coast. Think of it as “coast guard,” but with Tomahawk missiles.

💥 Washington says it’s all about stopping drugs. Caracas says it’s an invasion plot.

🔫 Meanwhile, Maduro has “mobilized” 4.5 million militia members — which sounds scary, until you realize half of them probably showed up with kitchen knives and flip-flops.

So here we are: America calling Maduro a narco-dictator, Maduro calling America imperialist invaders, and the rest of us watching like: Is this politics, or the trailer for Narcos: Season Venezuela?

🍿 Tune in next week to see if it’s a drug bust or World War III. Either way, the ratings are going to be wild 😜