Chicago’s New Tourism Slogan: Come for the Pizza, Stay Unsolved

Former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot once said Trump was “making up his own facts” about crime in the Windy City. Cute. Let’s take a look at the real scoreboard:

2021: 804 people killed

2022: 695 people killed

2023: 617 people killed

2024: 573 people killed

Now here’s the kicker — in 2024, police only solved about 25% of those murders, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. That means roughly 430 people were murdered… and their killers are still strolling around like it’s open mic night. 🥂

But hey, remember — the crime problem in Chicago is just a “myth.” Must be nice when your reality is safer than the actual streets.

So tell me — what level are you comfortable with?

800+ dead?

600 dead?

Or just the 400 killers walking free?

Because apparently, lowering the body count a little is now what passes for a “success story.”