Cartel Parade Sponsored by Clueless Activists

Alright, everybody grab your tin foil hats and buckle up—because apparently, common sense took the last bus out of town and we’re diving headfirst into Fantasy Land.

So imagine this masterpiece of brilliance: poof—ICE is gone, the border is wide open, cops are dismantled. No guards, no checkpoints, no enforcement. Just pure utopia, right? Rainbows, unicorns, and cartel death squads holding hands with soccer moms at the PTA.

Now here’s the fun part: how long do you think it’ll take before cartel convoys, decked out with military-grade toys—armored trucks, belt-fed machine guns, maybe even a marching band—come strolling across the border like it’s the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? 🎺🎉

And don’t worry, it’s not just balloons and confetti they’re bringing. Nope—try drugs, weapons, and human trafficking gift-wrapped with a bow. Because nothing says “progress” like guerrilla-style operations setting up shop in your neighborhood Starbucks.

So let’s ask the million-dollar question: how long before our shiny, Instagram-filtered cities start rotting from the inside out? How long before New York, Miami, or L.A. trade their skylines for cartel graffiti, bullet holes, and neighborhoods that look less like the land of the free and more like a Narcos episode on Netflix—except without the “off” button?

But hey, don’t worry—at least no one will have to show ID anymore. Progress!