My favorite food gone wrong.

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Ever since I started living alone, my favorite food changed to bread and beans because it stay in the stomach longer than any other food. All you needed after eating it is water to quench your thirsty.(don't look at me like that, I don't drink water too much. 20litters is okay for 5hours).

So anytime I want to be economise, I will just asked my husband to let is eat bread and beans in the morning so it will last it till evening before we eat dinner ( show me your teeth I will tell you the type of toothpaste I'm using)

Two days ago, I was really confused on what food to cook for and I remembered we still have beans at home (mind you, my brain is always sharp when it comes to food). So I settled for bread and beans.

I ate it with all excitement and even carry the remaining to the shop in case I feel like eating something. I couldn't eat the one I took to shop because I was still full from the one I eat in the morning so I took it back home since there is nobody to help me eat it.

When I got home I asked my husband what's for dinner and he asked me to prepare anything and since I can't think of anything, I asked him to soak garri (cassava flakes) because I don't feel like eating anything since my stomach decided to join choir and started singing ( tranhhhhhhhh).

I went to toilet but nothing come so I came out and sleep like that. The following morning which is Sunday, I have to attend a family meeting. I really don't want to go but I have to represent my mom since she can't make it there.

Thirty minutes into the meeting, I feel like farting but I was holding it in, I try standing up and leave the room but I was scolded for being rude for trying to leave in the middle of a meeting so I have to sit back. When the meeting ended and they are doing closing prayer but I didn't hear a single thing they are saying.

When I couldn't hold it anymore, I said in my mind that I tried my best, so help me God and I drop the bomb (parararararaaaaaah). Before I know it, all eyes are on me. I couldn't wait for them to say anything and I run out. Thank God I didn't take my baby along, I even forget to drop their TV remote control that I was holding.

They have been calling me since yesterday but I couldn't pick their call. What should I do

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