His Eccentric Bear

His Eccentric Bear wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Bear needed a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Bear desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be miraculous. A little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Bear wanted a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a new operation, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Bear desperately looked for a pint of beer to demolish. It is a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Bear desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.