Rat poison in my beans

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Occasionally, I see rats in my house. The means by which they get in remains a mystery because everywhere in my house is securely closed. After much wondering about how the rat gets into my house, I concluded that maybe it’s during the moments I’m opening my door, either to get in or out, that the rat targets me and rushes in during the seconds I keep the "springed door" open. For rats to be so timely like that means they’re not just ordinary; maybe they have a little portion of a human brain in them, or maybe they’re typical witches.


Two weeks ago, while sleeping, I heard the noise of something running around. I thought it was a cockroach, so I got up, picked up a broom to kill it, and the noise went silent. After a few minutes, I realized it was a rat. I didn’t bother to ask myself how it got inside. The last time I saw a rat in my house was in September last year, so it did me well to have it appear again after 10 months. I just went to sleep with the mindset of getting rat poison the following morning to set for it.

Morning came, and I bought rat poison from hawkers. I didn’t have any fish in my house, but there was a nylon bag containing beans on the table, which I saw that the rat had torn into and eaten from the previous night. I decided to keep the beans there and apply the rat poison on it since it had eaten from it last night. There was every possibility it would come around to eat again at night.

Look at what I did:

I didn’t touch the beans; I only sprinkled the rat poison on the part the rat had torn. I should have brought out some of the beans and dropped them on the table, but hurriedness didn’t get me to do that.

The following day, I woke up and the first thing I did was check the beans to see whether the rat had come to eat them. Oh yeah, I saw more beans brought out from the nylon, which meant the rat had come and eaten. I opened the nylon bag only to see some beans with the black rat poison on them. This meant that the rat had pushed some of the poisoned ones inside and mixed them with the beans that weren’t poisoned.

“Haaaa! How do I select the poisoned ones out in a way that they don’t mix too much with the clean ones?” I pondered for a few minutes and concluded that I should carefully pick them out one by one to avoid mixing them more with the clean ones.

As I tried to shift the nylon bag to start selecting, electricity came(Up NEPA!) and, in my rush to plug in my almost dead phone, my hand shook the nylon bag and everything mixed together.

There’s no way I would let my beans go like that, so I poured everything into a tray, blew off the dust, and did a little washing with water, which removed the black poison a little. But I was sure some had gotten inside the beans already(danger). After that, I dried them under the sun.

The first day I cooked the beans, I first dropped my Google Drive email and password in my brother’s WhatsApp DM. He asked me what it was for, and I ignored him. After eating and realizing nothing had happened to me the next day, I went to his DM to tell him it was a mistake.

Oh, he didn’t understand why I sent it to him, and I didn’t explain to avoid unnecessary mockery. Lol


You didn't understand why I sent my login details to him?
O.Y.O 😏

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So dangerous to eat those beans even after you washed them. But since you're ok after eating it, I guess there's nothing to worry about😅

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Hahahaha😂
I was afraid to eat them that's why I sent my login details to my brother incase anything happens. But I was fine after eating.

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Even rat poison no dey kill Nigerian man 😂 you get kind. Even the title of your post sef make me laugh fess… you’re a character walai 🤣

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Lol😂
I don't know if you know that disease can not kill African man. You've heard of such from an elderly one?

I guess No.
You didn't grow up in the village.
Ajebo😂

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh you got me rolling on the floor. Rats can be so annoying especially with their scattering and eating food that doesn't belong to them.

I understand why you didn't throw out the beans, things are so expensive so no wastage of any form. If the rat likes let it swim inside the beans, I will cook it like that.

It's also good to be on the safer side by sending your login details to your brother. God forbids but then it's best to be safe.

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I'm telling you! Rats are one thing I don't like having in my space, be it the smallest ones. In fact, it's the smallest ones that give the biggest problem.

Things are costly and there's no way I would have poured away my last set of beans. I heard that if poison is cooked, it becomes powerless. Maybe that was what happened that it didn't have effect on me😂

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Some rats can sometimes behave like witches sent to torment one's life lol but you get a strong mind for eating those beans like that.

And does the rat stop coming around, or you are lucky some of the poisoned beans slipped into its mouth?

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Many times, I concluded that some rats are not ordinary. The way they disappear, appear and cause problem in the house is so magical.

but you get a strong mind for eating those beans like that.

Beans is so costly and also, disease don't kill African man😂

Yeah, the rat was killed and I got to know when it started to smell

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Yeah, the rat was killed and I got to know when it started to smell

That is a win hahaha

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This is so funny bro, you mean you ate poisoned beans?

Maybe the rat poison was not that effective or it was a stroke of luck.

Thank goodness you are unharmed

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Some rat poisons are weak, that's why rat them and got scot free.
Anyways, I heard that ones poison is cooked, the power get neutralized😎

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Pleaseee!!!! Don't make that mistake again, I beg you. Your life is worth more than that gamble you took with the poisoned beans. Stop scaring people like me ooo.
#dreemerforlife

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Lol😂
Why is everyone shouting like this na?
I washed the beans, I dried it and I cooked it before eating. The poison go neutralize.😂

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Bro, no dey scare person like dis ooo. 😂 😂😂

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Omo guy you funny oo😂😂. Seeing the title of the post I had to read it. But abeg no try that thing again, how you chop rat poison, nah God save you.

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The first day I cooked the beans, I first dropped my Google Drive email and password in my brother’s WhatsApp DM

This is something I can boldly do😂😂😂.
You're really a son of the soil😂
#dreemport

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Rats will always find a way to invade your home...

So collect this mic and explain to us in 2 brief lines, if you had died, how would you have explained to your ancestors that the trap the hunter set caught the hunter instead...

I thought you were suppose to be a sneaky pirate?? how come rat dey run you street? nor be so we dey do for #dreemport o.

Dey like we go collect whatever badge or level that must have been awarded to you.

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