Punday Monday 429!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is SNAP aka EBT aka food stamps
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@elementm

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

SNAP benefits

If you ask an iphone where to spend your SNAP benefits, and it responds with some patronizing nonsense, you tell that iphone, GROSS, SIRI
Bada-bing, you been punned! Because gross siri sounds like grocery, which is where you spend SNAP, and patronizing nonsense is gross fr fr.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Thanks for the win last week 🥳! Here's my pun for this week:

I'm not in the US but I'm sure if folks were trying to tell me and my family to starve more quietly I'd wanna SNAP too.

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