Punday Monday 412!
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Maps!
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Maps
As in,
Europe and Australia got in a fistfight, and when Europe punched Australia in the tummy, Australia hollered, “sss OW th”
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A couple were driving down endless country gravel roads. At every crossroad the husband would look in all directions then squint towards the horizon and continue. After the 5th crossroad the wife lost it.
"Are we lost? There has to be a map in here!!" She snapped as her yoinked open the glove box.
The car then came to a jarring halt.
THe husband turned to his wife,
"We've arrived." He stated, dead serious.
Then with a smirk added "Atlas!!"
It's punny because an Atlas is a collection of maps but it sounds like At Last
My husband thinks I suck at reading maps, the other day we were going to his football game and ended up in a ditch.
He asked me if I followed the map.
I said “ Off course”