Punday Monday 405 2nd attempt!

4 days ago

Welcome to Punday Monday!

There were zero puns submitted last week, so let's try again!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Famous Melissas again!
To get you started, some famous Melissas are"
Lizzo
Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina, the teenage witch and Clarissa explains it all)
Melissa McCarthy (Ghostbusters, Gilmore Girls, Bridesmaids)
Melissa Benoist (Supergirl)
Melissa Villasenor (SNL)
Melissa Gilbert (Little House on the Prairie)
Melissa Rauch (Big Bang Theory)

Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

no one!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Let's try Famous Melissas again!
As in
Melissa Joan Hart's Sabrina the Teenage Witch walked into a bar, and the bartender said, If you want one of the beers we have on tap, you have to tell me, which. Some are at a discount so we can sale 'em. And sure, if you don't have cash or card, you can Zelle da money

I'm So Good at Puns

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