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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is school!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

School
As in
Why is that part of the window always covered in writing implements? That’s my pen sill.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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I'll pencil in some time for a school pun after I'm done eating this Pi.

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i skipped class to learn how to tie different knots i needed to know for sailing.
the next day my teacher scolded me and demanded to know where i was.
when i told him that i skipped class to learn how to tie knots
he exclaimed 'but that was not school!'
yes, i replied calmly 'correct sir, that was knot school'

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I graduated from college with honors, went to school every day, never saw my sister during recess, not even with a notebook doing homework, today she's my boss. Sister, why didn't I see you at school?

I always ran away, I only learned to read... and stop asking questions, I have to be at the business meeting in Asterdam at 3 p.m.... Cancel the appointment with my stylist.

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Errata: I didn't get spelling lessons at university in Amsterdam.

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