Punday Monday 329!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Turkey!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Turkey
As in
A turkey is trying to get a new job, and his career counselor is asking him practice interview questions. “Let’s say the interviewer says, ‘sometimes our workers make inappropriate jokes about each other’s bodies’ wattle you do?”

I'm So Good at Puns

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I met a Turkey a few days ago. He said, "hello young lady. Would you love to be friends with a Turkey like me" and on the long run, we both visited the country called Turkey

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Nice work! That's very close to a pun, I appreciate that you made an attempt!

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Last year, on the night before Thanksgiving, we took my dad out to a comedy show, hosted by a group of turkeys. I enjoyed their commentary on modern life and deadpan delivery joke after joke.

At the end of the night, I asked my old man what he thought and he said," it was a little dry for my taste"

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It may sound cliche, but my favorite part of Thanksgiving dinner has got to be the turkey..I just gobble it up!

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