RE: Hive-Naija Weekend Engagement #67 - โFAVORITE CHILDHOOD MYTHโ
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Yay! It's another weekend to chit chat and mingle. ๐
Omo, childhood myth plenty nor be small. They shaped some of our coconut heads. ๐๐คฒ
I remember as a young girl, my dad will always say I should stop picking my food from the ground once it falls down. Well, that's if you aren't fast enough, hehe. Most times, the food and I fall together. It won't even be up to a second and I have picked it up that my dad won't even notice it. ๐๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ
We call it the five seconds rule. As long as I can pick up my food from the ground in five seconds, to me, it's safe to still eat, lol.
Okay o. I don talk my own. @justfavour hurry up here and tell me your own first ๐. @trexane @nwothini335 @offia66 @vickoly @onyinye-chi @kilvnrex @toryfestus you guys should come and talk your own o. ๐ฅณ
Who do you want to mingle with?๐ก
You naw. ๐๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ
Better!๐ก
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Sorried, mama.
Iโm your mama. ๐คญ
Yes, on Saturdays.
Ahh! Tuff.
Calm down, baby.๐
Iโm down.
Come up, baby.
No o. You said I should calm down. ๐ซต๐พ
I want you to come up back na.๐ฅฒ
Okay, let me think about it. ๐
Ah! You want me to be begging you?๐
No. No, love. ๐
Beg me!๐ก
Please. ๐งโโ๏ธ
Okay, my baby. I have heard.๐คญ
Yay! Thank you, Cup. ๐คญ
Ei! So nice!
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My baby can never be down oo.
You that have pushed me down already. ๐ซต๐พ
Never! I will drag you up.
Try it. ๐ซต๐พ
Ah! You have wings now o.
Sorry, my lord. ๐งโโ๏ธ
Oh chim! This woman!
I also believed that childhood myth ooo. Unlike you, I fell for it completely. I was always scared to pick food from the floor.
Iโd be surprised if you didnโt, hehe.
Stop heheing.
Okay, boss.
Thank you, my wonderful PA.
Youโre welcome, my wonderful Boss. ๐คญ
Yay!
Yaroya. ๐คญ
I don tire for you.๐
Hahaha ๐ I didn't mind oo. I can't let my food go like that especially when it's biscuits or snacks.
They'll say โEsu ti je.โ
Esu ko.
Hahaha yesโฆ Esu my foot! ๐
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If Esu is not careful, I will fry him/it/they/them.
Wetin be this? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Youโre doing well, love. ๐
Thank God oo.
Yes o. ๐คฒ
What are you doing here?๐๐
I came to look for my man. ๐คญ
He is hiding.
I will find him. ๐คญ
What does it mean, love?
That the devil has eaten it.
Oh! Okay, love.
Yes, baby. Do you say it like that over there?
Not in Yoruba but we say it, love.
Of course I know you donโt say it in Yoruba.๐
Okay. Okay. ๐
Thank you, baby.
Doitashitemashite.
As how naw, guyy? ๐๐คฒ
I'll use my hard earned pocket money to buy snacks then it falls mistakenly and you want me not topick it because devil has kissed it abi wetin ๐
That devil should come| and collect it from my stomach
Like do you get? ๐๐คฒ
Hahaha. ๐
Do you get? Let it go ke? ๐
It's not going anywhere oo ๐
At all o. The only place itโs allowed to go is my stomach, period! ๐๐คฒ
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
As per clean boy
But now enhhhhh!๐
But now ehn what? ๐๐ซต๐พ
I dey chop everything! If e fall, I go dust am chop.
Before nko? ๐
It depends sha, but that myth donโt has a hold on me again.
It depends on what?๐
What falls on the ground. ๐
Oh! E no concern me oo.๐
Guyyy! ๐๐๐
But yes, it depends. If na meat, I go still pick am oo.
Yes o. ๐
I'm glad you agree with me.๐
Before nko! ๐คญ
So sweet!๐
Yes. Yes. As it should be. ๐คญ
I have not posted o.๐ฅฒ
Thatโs true. ๐ฅฒ
When will you start like this, love?
You be my ejeh blejeh.
Ahh! Nice one. You beat me to it, Epah. ๐งโโ๏ธ
Epahlapala.
As how naw? ๐
I'm learning from you.๐
Ahh! Well done o. My learnist.
Hehe.
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Drop your myth, mama.๐ง
I already did oo ๐ฅธ
Ah! You did not tag me!
They will say the devil has eaten it already that if we pick it and eat, we are devil's child ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Our parents ehn
Yes. Yes. Our parents have this talent of making us do things for real. ๐
What I do that time was to pray again on that food or pray if I didnโt pray before. ๐๐คฒ
Hehehe. Yes oo. My own is to blow off any particles from the ground that must have stained it and fiammโฆitโs in my mouth ๐
Is the fiaam for me. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Thatโs just it o. ๐คฒ
Hehehe ๐
Thatโs the truth.
I know. I know. ๐
We'll blow the sand out and raise it up to heaven and ask God to bless it again, and we'll eat our thing. You want to try children of God๐
๐ . Good pickin
Exactly! You gerrit. ๐
Hahaha ๐
Lol.. They told us that once the food fell on the ground, devil have eaten it. They went further to add; if we eat pick the food and eat it, we are eating the same food that the devil ate.
๐ Omo, this kind of thing ehn z if my meat falls I will pick it o. Nothing u want to tell me
Thatโs just it o. ๐๐คฒ
Exactly
Omo. The only time I allow my food go is because I donโt like it. ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ
You and your food fall together as how? ๐
Better stop eating it cos devil has eaten it already ๐
Itโs you that know that one o. ๐๐คฒ