Their Lonely Newt

Their Lonely Newt found a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Newt owned a toilet brush that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Their Lonely Newt had a computer that they would often experiment on. It was an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be magnificent. Honestly, a computer was the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Newt desperately needed a big sponge to embrace. One might say this is an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was simply life. A big sponge was the item that was opted for.

Their Lonely Newt often carried a tomato that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.

Their Lonely Newt owned a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to choose.